The darkness of the whole world...

...cannot swallow the glowing of a candle - Robert Altinger

Happy Christmas!

And he loves you too.

But does he like milk and cookies?

Well, we can't all be philatelists.....

Wish I had some Hanukkah art to share...

But thanks to the Huff Post and the lovely Nancy for bringing this to my attention, we're just gonna keep Thanksgiving going one week longer.

Relly.. your not going any wahr for Thankgiveing

Also, maybe we can look into getting Erin some help?

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from Not Safe For The Fridge.

I remember when mine showed up too.

I just don't remember my arms growing through them...

Monsters must just meet the most interesting people

Knee caps and wedding ring FTW.

Mental picture

Also: Cow plops

Keep the art coming gang! Theteetee {at} gmail {dot} com.
Hit me up! :)

Owning a pet is educational

Learnin all about the lipstick.

/girl dog next time

So tell me...

 

...do you like gladiator movies? 

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? 

(reference)

Run! Run! As fast as you can!

In the opposite direction...

Jet fuel

 

So colorful!! 

Happy Monday! 

Shamelessly stolen from Tots and Giggles.

Super Girl!

I want that utility belt.  Boy-yoi-yoing!
Thank you to the lovely Jennifer for this piece.
Did I mention I love when you send me art? Cause I do. :)

Please do not bring any valuables to school

Better just bring the Jager, kid.
Best Show-and-Tell EVER.

Oh Jo....

Looks like Red Bull gave him more than wings...

Someone had an educational trip to the county fair this summer.

Even the youngest among us recognize the dangers of short shorts.

Yaar!

His parrot looks...afraid.

Drawing not to scale...

Obviously stolen from Tots and Giggles.

They came two by two.

My lovely friend Teri submitted these and informed me they were part of an art exhibit from a Lutheran school entitled "Animals on Parade".
What, no rabbits?

Keep the art coming guys! : )

Parents these days...

All of a sudden Kal-el doesn't sound so bad.

Its so nice when they think of you on special occasions

Stolen from totsandgiggles!
Send more art please!!

Kids today...

I blame the internet.

Shamelessly stolen from failblog.org

Tons!

Without even trying.

 



Image shamelessly stolen from tots and crafts.com

He can help BBQ!

With his ...tongs?

5 of em!

Stages of puberty?

Field Trip!

  I learned something very similar that summer I went to Europe. 

 Pic shamelessly stolen from tots and crafts.com

Wait, wait. Don't tell me...

 I totally knew it.


Thanks to Tots & Crafts for the pic. 

Rocketman!

 I'm not the man they think I am at home...


Thank you lamebook.com, 'John' and his nephew!

Smiles everyone, smiles!!

I know there is a term for this particular affliction but I didn't want to Google 'broken penis' at work.

Thank you to Anonymous for this image. :) 

And we wonder where they get it from.

Two balls included and not for children under 3. You know, because of the choking.

Thank you Failblog.org for the image. 

Also be sure to check out Cracked.com's article that inspired this post.

She said they were instruments

This one time, at band camp...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Really,  I don't have anything to add here.

What happen in Vegas...

   "Hurry! Stop in. Buy some whores!"
    Does that say Fwap Fwap??

Could be related to a previous poster? 


Thank you to submitter Aimee for this weeks treasure.

Wow, check out that pyroclastic flow!

Eruption eruption eruption.

Also, eruption.


Thank you failblog and submitter Jennifer who brought this one to my attention.

You can lead a horse to water...

But you can't make him consent.
Even if you beg.

Must give a shout out to Daniel, our guest caption-er this week! Thanks, Daniel =)

Can't wait til I'm 16 or 20

Image courtesy of http://imagemacros.wordpress.com Thank you!
NSFW goodies on there, gang. Just a heads up.

Sorry for the break in the action, I'll post pics of my scars later. ;)
Also I NEED MOAR ART!!!!

One of these kids is doing his own thing....

Sending you all X's and ... O's this Valentines Day.

Old enough to know better

He knows that even if he doesn't win the science fair, no one will forget his "Mouse House 8000".


Thank you holytaco for the image.

Jazz hands!

Tah dah!

Support our Troops

 Especially the Navy.

Thanks yet again to Failblog for this gem and to my buddy Josh for taking time out of his busy work day to send me the link.

He blinded me!

It was his best subject when he was in school.

In case you missed it...

 Go ahead and scroll on down to entry # 6 on  Jezebel.com

I have no idea how a blue guy shooting a baseball out of his penis is supposed to discourage illiteracy but if it works, I'm all for it. Way to go Stone!

While you were out...

 At least he's trying to butch it up with a mustache.

Special delivery for Santa

 I think maybe puppy needs to see a doctor...

Hoping you all had a larger than life holiday season

Thank you failblog.

Happy New Year from Not Safe for the Fridge.