The virgin birth...in crayon

Complete with jazz hands and christmas lights..?

Thanks to Tots & Giggles (may it rest in cache) for this one.

Whatever you are celebrating or not this weekend, have a safe and happy one. Thank you for making 2011 amazing.
Much love,
The Fridge.

I'm dreaming of a ...what now?

ho ho ho! merry deathmiss!

And too all a good night! 

Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter! Special thanks to my friend Bud for doing some extra special whoreing for me last week and I'd like to thank all of you who helped make my Christmas wish of hitting 450 Likers come true. 

Have a great one, gang!

And a Happy Merry to you!

 This has been waiting in the wings on my harddrive for quite a while but it was recently showcased on HappyPlace.com.
I do love the holiday posts, they warm my heart.
Make it a good one, friends!

Lucky Duck

 Think they spelled giraffe wrong...
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook so you don't miss the fun stuff!! Have a great day!

Makes ya wonder...

What they could do with the art from this site...

 Amazing stuff.

Best Birthday Ever

 Hello gang! Its the last day of November and we are knee deep in the holiday season. And given today's post I'm just gonna stop right there and let you draw your own conclusions about it allegedly being Jesus' birthday and all...

If that hasn't offended yoou can find us on facebook and become a liker! Also you can follow us on Twitter! Or you can simply Google "hidden behind a bear"  like half a dozen other people did last week. :-D

Hope today is your best ever!

Spotted near the mall this past weekend:

Hoping all my American friends had a lovely holiday weekend with minimal Black Friday road rage.

Hey, you asked.

 If I had one hour to live I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity.

Bonus Monday post on a Tuesday! Because today is my Friday!
Not that that makes any sense either...
Make it a good one, gang! :D

It was the dog!

I am runing away becaus you think I farted when I dident. PS youare mean

Happy Wednesday everyone! I'm sure I don't even have to put the Twitter link HERE because I know *all* of you are following the awesome that is The Fridge already, right?? Yeah I thought so. 

Same thing with Facebook too of course.

I hope you are having a great week and that today's post brings a smile. Do a little clicking and lemme know you liked it!

*hic* I'm good thanks

 no I aready had one

We did keg stands in PE this morning.

I hate when that happens!

 

Ms. I can't read the question, theres a bear in the way.

You aren't the only one.

Links up there on the right to share a smile with your peeps!
Have a great day everyone!

I know the feeling, kid.

"I want to do shit right now because I want to."

Happy Wednesday everyone! 

Twitter!

Facebook!

You know this already!

Oh and send me some art. :)

Have a great day!

I'm not good at drawing bodies

 Happy Monday, y'all!

Hope you enjoy today's I Would Put This on my Fridge post :)

He wishes.

I have a feeling this might be fake but he looks so damn pleased with himself, I'm gonna pretend he drew this.

What's up gang? If you're worried Facebook has been sabotaging our relationship, you might want to start following us on Twitter so you don't miss the good stuff. No one wants to miss good stuff, right? :)
Have a great day everyone!!

Green energy?

 

Or white power? 

Thanks to Dan for sending this one to us.
Be sure to like us on facebook and follow us on Twitter so you don't miss any of the fun!

See me after class

He went the extra mile..uh, I mean yard.

Pssst...

Guys get mad when you refer to them as "shrimps". You're supposed to say "It's a good size."

Thanks failblog and the eagle-eyed Daniel for todays perfectly sized image.  :-D

Priorities.

This kid knows what I'm talking about.
Source: Tumblr

Hi fridge friends. Despite what Facebook says, I'm still here and posting. I miss you. Give a little click or a share or a wink or something to let me know you're still there, would ya?

You'll never guess

It starts with a P.

Later on today I will Tweet what this actually is @NotFridgeSafe.
Have a great hump day gang!

If it wasn't for my hopelessly filthy mind

 I would be very impressed by this drawing.
Sadly, all I can think is... ouch.

You can 'like' The Fridge on facebook and follow us on Twitter.
You know you wanna...  all the cool kids are doin' it.

Pray for rain

Thank you to Daniel and Failblog for todays entry!

Speaking of praying for rain, its pretty much hell on Earth in parts of Texas this week. The Central Texas Red Cross has several ways you can help. If you are unable to donate, sharing the RC link with friends is a great help as well. You can share us on Twitter or on facebook too.
Thank you.

What's your dream?

30 Rock fans?

 

Snagged this from ecotoneemma on Tumblr

Tumblr at your own risk, it can be a dangerous place. 

Enjoy!

Yes, I do.

That disciples smile makes me think that he doesn't really mean it.


Thank you for 'liking' and 'sharing' Fridge on facebook and I want to say hi to all my new Twitter followers! HI! *waves*
Have a great hump day, gang! 

His bags are big too.

 

 Happy back to school week, everyone!

 If you're a fan of The Fridge be sure to follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe and 'like' us on Facebook.
And if you have artwork to share you can send it over to me at Notsafeforthefridge@gmail.com.

Smart kid.

Thanks to The Daily What for this gem. Love those guys.

Also if you have art to submit, kindly send it to Notsafeforthefridge@gmail(.)com
Thanks much!

Just a quick reminder

If you guys would like to sumbit artwork to me, please hit me up at

Notsafeforthefridge@gmail(dot)com

Thanks much!! <3

Hope your summer was better than Joshs

 

Hope that cleared up there, little buddy. 

Are you on Twitter?? Cause The Fridge is! 

Follow my yellow brick road.

And there is a new Share box up there on the top right so you can Tweet us or Facebook us to your hearts content. 

Thanks friends! 

Can I get you an ice pack?

I love that he gave himself his own "Good Boy" gold star there at the bottom.

In this economy...

...we all gotta be hard, Annisa. Stay strong girl.
   A previous noteworthy letter

Thanks to Funny or Die for posting this little gem.

Action words!

 And a noun too.

I learned my action words and my nouns from School House Rock, but I don't remember that particular combination being in there. :)

Have a great day everyone!

*Hic*

 

Lucas makes me want to drink too.

Have you liked us on Facebook yet?
There is a very clickable button over there if you haven't. ------>
Have a great day everyone!

4 out of 5 dentists recommend

 

At least twice a day! 

Brosh em up!!

Happy Wednesday, likers!

Remember if you have art you would like to send, hit me up at Notsafeforthefridge (at) gmail.com

Thanks!

Its always polite to RSVP in writing.

 

   Im sorry we cunt cum round  Im so sorry you cunt cum round efer

Mabe next week   Love Katie

So maybe next week then?

Hope to see you soon!

It belongs to me.

All of it.


Hey gang, have you become a fan on facebook? There is a box right over there ---->
in case you haven't. :) My posts will pop right up in your news feed every Wednesday, like magic!!

Happy 4th of July to all my American readers! Have a great holiday weekend!

Well obviously the teacher has a problem,

Look at that shirt.

Thanks to Daniel and Failblog for this one.
PS~ I'm posting today because its my blog and I can do what I wanna!
Also, making people laugh makes me happy, and we can all use a little more happy.

Celebrating the last day of school!

 

 Ms. Calbert was very, very, very, very, very, 

very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very mean!

  First grade wasn't terrific for everyone.

   Happy Summer everyone!

Just for you, Dad!

What? You never mowed the lawn for your dad growing up?
Yeah, me either.

Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there!
Thanks to Josh for finding and submitting this gem.

Yep, thats what they look like.

Thanks to Jenny for sharing this one with the Fridge.
I'm posting a day early cause I am off to E3 tomorrow. I hope you all have a great day! 

Today is Thursday...

...but this is true every day of the week. 

 I know the back story on this one but I'm not sharing, its more fun this way! I'm so mean!! 

If you REALLY want to know, feel free to drop me a line at my fancy new email addy: notsafeforthefridge (at) gmail (dot) com  :) 

You can also send art here too. *hint hint*

He was no quitter...

I think someones 6th grade class just got trolled.

Role Models

No balloon, no party.
Emma says so.

I always thought Patrick was a starfish

And now we know why he wears pants all the time.

Thank you to Jimmy for capturing this little gem and sharing it with us. I still LOVE when you send me art!!
theteetee (@) gmail com

What IS David drawing???

I think we can all finish the doodle... in our head.


Enjoy this bonus post that thankfully wasn't finished by anyone :)

I Love You Mom.... maybe

Thank you to Amy for sharing this one with The Fridge.
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. And I really mean it!

Don't mess with Granny.

She's a biter!

 "When I'm at my grandma house I like to provoke her to make her bite me."

 

On her 11th birthday

Big thanks to submitter Kayci for sharing this with the Fridge.

Plady is the new Easter bunny.

 

Leaving behind... treats for all the boys and girls.

See also cow plops.

Thanks to Jennifer for submitting this one! 

I like a man who knows what he wants.

Hope you enjoy today's post and a BIG thank you to all of you who helped me reach my goal of 300 likers on my facebook fan page last week!!

But she gave it her all.

Thank you to submitter Amy for finding this treasure for us!