Brimming With the Spirit of Giving

And lock the doors...and switch off the lights...delete facebook...

It Grew Three Sizes That Day

This must be one of those massage parlors with blacked out windows and a neon sign out front.
He looks VERY happy.

Oh Holy Night!

               

I have SO many questions....

No judgements, kid, its glorious.                   

Deck The Halls

Some images just evoke the holiday spirit.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Feet? Not necessary. Arms? Eh, we'll throw one on the end there. Necks? Who needs em?
Boobs? On it.

40 is the New Dead

Ever been older than dead?
Yeah, me too.

He Had To

He told his mom he had to draw his weiner because it was so big*.
This pic was submitted by a sweet fan via facebook. Thank you Cathy!!



 *Drawing not to scale.

Free Isn't Always Better

Can we just agree that we need to keep this girl away from the internet? I worry she's seen enough.

And yes, I did "borrow" this pic from Awkward Family Photos. Free Diks.com though, how could I not?

Stopped Them In Their Tracks

The two in the back? Those are the faces of some folks that have just heard the "C" word.

Valerie Babysits Lizzie Borden

Might be time to find some new clients, Val.

Let There Be Pee on Earth

And let it begin with me.

Color Cut Glue Big

Size is relative.

Playing Favorites

Haley is actually a 20 year old college student. She also loves yoga pants and caramel macchiatos.

Gratitude

Sweet, thoughtful Diana... is going apeshitt.

Michael Knew What He Was Doing

Molly Knows

Me too. And then I would buy a pony.

Career Prediction?

She's got big dreams and no purple marker is gonna change that!

Hello Sailor...

Whales live in the ocean.

I shall call him Moby.

Wheeeee!

I think the cane is a nice touch.
Now I'm gonna have this song in my head all day.

Dads and Monsters

"get the fuking thing out of here"

Dad knows how to make a first impression.

Reminiscing

Many years ago, people would feel naked if they left the house without matching shoes and hat.

      

Boom

I don't trust this kid...on a couple of levels.

Plotting to blow up a planet, plotting to blow up my "uraneaes".... Not sure which is worse.

No One Had a Good Day

I hope he wrote an apology letter to the janitor too. Ew. 

Learning Goal

We are now halfway through 2016, I wonder how he is progressing...
The world may never know.

Remember, if your kids draw naughty stuff over the summer, you know what to do!

Well That's a New One

Allergies... they can really interfere with your life sometimes.
At least he still has pizza.

What Can We Say About Dads...

Have a lovely Father's Day everyone and I hope your dad isn't a ...dick.

Red Rocket

Anatomy is fascinating. Even the family pets aren't safe.


  

Anatomically Incorrect

She really looks like she just grew those boobs and giraffe neck overnight and is just shrugging the whole situation off with the help of her claw hands. "Welp, not much I can do about 'em now." *shrug* *pinch pinch*

As this school year draws to a close I want to extend another round of thanks to all of the teachers who read my blog. You guys are out there, putting your heart and soul into what you do every day. It can be thankless and sometimes you get pictures drawn of your boobs and sometimes you send those to me. For all of those reasons, I thank you.  KIT and have a great summer!

Count Them One by One

What will I do with that many? Do I have a third choice?

Thanks to one of my sweet teacher friends for sharing this. If you have special art, you can message me on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/NotSafeForTheFridge.

Or just come say hello  =) 

Boys Will Be Boys

Presented without comment.

OK one thing... hand movement lines!!!

Now I'm done. 

Maypole*

My European and Scandinavian peeps will be celebrating Pentecost this weekend, or at least enjoying a long weekend because of it. If your celebration includes a maypole that looks like this, be sure to send me pictures.



*I am speculating that this is a maypole, if you have any other ideas please head over to Facebook
and tell me your guesses.

Wow, Darth

Do you think he's compensating for something?

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! May the...ahem, Force, be with you! 

Shhhhh

Please, keep it down, I'm practicing how to draw hands that don't look like peen.

Common Core Math?

No wonder it's so confusing...

Make today, amazing my friends.

Summer Shoes!

I like to where a pair of flip-flops at the beach.

 Time to slip these on and hit the beach! 

Thank you to Fridge Friend Julia for sending this over via Facebook.
If your kids are putting out questionable art, you know I want to see it so come find us. We are also on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. 
Like, Follow, whatever you crazy kids are calling it these days, do that. :) 

Always a Lady

Who needs a petticoat when you have methane?
Now, who wants to play pull my finger?

We Have This

We have shit, how about you?

As always, you can come say hello or send "art" to us over on Facebook. Or follow Fridge on Twitter, sometimes I remember to post up there too. :-P

Dear Firefighter

"Youor so brav."

Aim high friend, and remember it's all about hose placement. 

I love this pic on a couple levels. Much love for all of our civic helpers. 

Close Enough

I think he knew what he meant.

Gratitude

He blew a special whistle to thank him.
Choo Choo!!

Potty Mouth

 

 Say what you will, these answers are correct.

Don't Worry

 

Presented without comment. 

Seriously, none.

It's better that way. 

For all of us.

 

One Extra Letter

That naughty 'H' changes everything. 


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Best Snack Ever

She is a big fan but they can taste funny...

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Much love,
 Tee

We've All Been the New Kid

Just gotta walk in like you own the place, with your boobs out and rockin jazz hands.



If you've been following this blog for five minutes you know it's all about the kids! With that...It's almost time for IPUL's virtual Snow Day!! Donate between now and Feb 29th with PayPal and for every 10 dollar donation you will be entered to win a $500 Amazon OR Southwest Airlines gift card, your choice!

 

A fun way to support a FABULOUS organization. Thank you.

Pack Up the Family, 'Cause We're Going!

Her favorite! Potty words aside this pic shows nice composition and sense of scale. Well done, little lady!

Come say hello or send art you find questionable to us via Facebook! You can also follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe.

 

Jeepers Creepers, Where'd Ya Get Those Peepers??

Don't they look like they are reading her book??

Creepy reading bewbs!

Make today amazing, everyone! 

He Used All the Letters

Maybe she could have put a little picture of a trash can....

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