Handy!

If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about one on each hand?

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,  Santa I'm only doing this for the class. I knew your notty list is emty. and your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You don't know the troubles Ive had in my life. Bye Bye Love I'm not telling you my name

Crying here, crying. The skull and wreath decorations add to the magic of this letter. A+

Almost Got a two-Fer

I don't even want to touch this one. But I'm not that altruistic, I'm still posting it....

This was shared with me from a loyal follower and shamelessly stolen from kidsaretheworst's instagram. Go check em out, good stuff there.

She Earned It

Great job, mom. You are obviously taking your parenting to the next level to be deserving of this.