Handy!

If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about one on each hand?

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,  Santa I'm only doing this for the class. I knew your notty list is emty. and your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You don't know the troubles Ive had in my life. Bye Bye Love I'm not telling you my name

Crying here, crying. The skull and wreath decorations add to the magic of this letter. A+

Almost Got a two-Fer

I don't even want to touch this one. But I'm not that altruistic, I'm still posting it....

This was shared with me from a loyal follower and shamelessly stolen from kidsaretheworst's instagram. Go check em out, good stuff there.

She Earned It

Great job, mom. You are obviously taking your parenting to the next level to be deserving of this.

Never Trust A Fart

Or a 2nd grader who has been around that particular block.

She's Got a Bright Future Ahead of Her

Am breaking with traditon a little bit here but it's a note sent home with a 5 year old kindergartener and it's naughty, so here it is.

Nobody Loves You

I <3 br="" from="" nobody="" you="">

Ouch.

Making Her Parents Proud

I'm also not sure about "riping out my hair" but I think we can attribute that to youthful indiscretion.

Aliens Among Us

 Let's take another look at those eyes....  O.O

So Decorative

The perfect vase with a nice arrangement can be the focal point in any room.

Real Life

Sounds like Ella is on a list somewhere.

Cherry On Top

Friend of a friend is a teacher, was presented this and told it is a cupcake with a cherry on top!
Ta-Dah!! 

She Needs Me Time

Good luck, mom. I'm rooting for ya.

My Favorite Holiday

Every family has their own traditions...

This Drawing Has it All!

Tree, water, pond...  penis with legs.
What more could you ask for?

Great Expectations

Yet again I am stumped at what was being attempted but let's face it, he nailed it.
Well done, mystery kid, well done.

You Wear It ...Where?

That's not where I wear mine but kids these days. Am I right??

Self Censoring

Bonus points for not typing it out, kiddo. 

Peer Pressure

Meth and outssid

I think rbeccy is a bad influence...

Summer Refreshment!

Water, Cock, Mouintin dewn 1$

This budding entrepreneur knows that customers appreciate variety at a reasonable price.

For Your Wine

Can I pour you a glass?

The Future

And say it, you shall. Often.

Those Elephants....

Wonder how that effects the herd...

Save The Bees

Or at least do some thing to cheer them up. Maybe he needs a Zanax. He looks like he already took a Viagra....

Let's go!

Everyone is invited.

It's a Race to the Finish Line

Let's hope it's not a photo finish.

This kid is my people, even the car looks like a little peen on wheels.

Sidekicks

Without them, who would chill the beer?

Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, granddads and father figures!

Under The Sea

Where do you keep yours?

I Regret Nothing

My sheets are in the washing machine | I regret nothing | I'll explain nothing

I love this letter so very much. I would probably feel differently if someone I was related to wrote it.

How Do You Celebrate?

By putting on a giant penis costume, obviously.  

I Must Tell the World!

Eat muffs to turn into a super hero. P.S. not a lie

It's not a lie.

I Love You, Mom!

Wishing all of the moms, in their many incarnations, a wonderful weekend!
And here's hoping Devlin's mom avoids the cauliflower on the veggie tray.

It's Getting Warmer Outside

And this little guy just had to pop up say hello!

Conditional Love

Never pull the finger, kid. Ever.

Quality Time With Grandpa

Spencer I wud give my grapa sum wisky

Teaching him about 'the good stuff', I hope. 

Thar She Blows!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Now you have the Jaws theme stuck in your head. You're welcome.  

Duh nuh

Duh nuh

Duh nuh

Just Keep Swimming

How about Things I Don't Want to Encounter in the Ocean for 500, Alex.

Ouch Kid, Ouch

That moment when their honesty stops being "refreshing".

Snip, Snip!

Sending a big Thank You to Jacob who sent this to me via Facebook.
I love when you guys send me art!

Balanced Diet: One In Each Hand

Make today awesome,  everyone! 

Make someone smile, maybe buy them a beer.

     

Political Agendas

And get very assertive about coffee needs. I feel you, sister.

A Family Favorite For Generations

Deeeelicious! 

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Short Kilts?

Is this that new thigh gap jewelry??


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Despite Popular Belief

Harsh lessons of childhood.

Is That a Sundial

Or are you just happy to see me?

Why Is It Strange?

My turtle never take a shit for 1 year

Once a year, whether he needs it or not...

Daddy Loves It

And as of this month, it is legal in 28 states in the US. Lucky you, dad.

Who Doesn't?

It's a perennial favorite.