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This one is from Hannah's momma herself and she couldn't be prouder of her quasi-anatomical portrait. Quasi is French for shexy.
Also I love the hair to body ratio. I think they're from Texas. And if you don't get the reference I will not be held responsible if you Google big + hair + Texas, mmmkay??

So be honest, does my blogs new outfit make our butt look big? Let me know what ya think!

Kisses all around fridgy folk! More viewer mail SOON!!

There are no winners in war.

When I was eight years old, My Neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard

so one day I poped on his yard.

A "poping" stick figure is truly a day brightener, I don't care who you are. 

 Do you have used game consoles or unused console games at home? The NICEST MAN in the whole world would love for you to send them to him. Why? Cause he fixes them up and takes them to children's hospital wards pretty much all over the US. How awesome is THAT??

 So yeah, if you can, DOO EEET. Better than given them to those weasels at Game Stop for that lousy store credit, am I right? 

Make it a wonderful day, friends.

You're on your own

Dear Mom,

I can't do it I can't clean this mess 

up it's too BIG. Your on your own for now. 

P.S. Love you From, Katie

Happy Hump Day, friends. 

I have no charity to nag you about this week! If you'd like one featured please let me know. Leave a comment below or email me: Notsafeforthefridge(at) gmail.com  :)

I love hearing from you guys anyway whether its a facebook share or a comment or getting new twitter follower. I like to know you're out there so lemme hear from ya!

Have a wonderful day. gang.

He was a saint, that guy.

bday is the 4th of October. It is the feast of st. Francis of Assisi. 

St. Francis Loved animals.That he was talken to the animals 

even a burd Shited on his sholder.

I know I'm a day late! I missed you too. 

The next time my life assplodes in my face I'll be sure to set up a scheduled post.  ;-D 

Have a wonderful Easter/Passover/Spring weekend. Get out and enjoy some nature but be sure to watch out for the burds. :)

Fan Mail

Happy Hump Day, everyone!
I want to send HUGE thank you's to all of you who donated to St. Baldricks via Millie.
As promised, she shaved her head after making her goal. Her event, with your help, raised nearly 70,000 dollars. That's HUGE friends. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
If there is a childrens charity you'd like me to profile, email me! Notsafeforthefridge at gmail.com
And I do hope you enjoy today post, presented mercifully without comment.
Feel free to leave one of your own down below. <3

Choose your own topic.

Tomorrow I am not going to be here because

 I am going to be in Vagina.

He's got big plans.

Happy Wednesday, my dear Fridgy folk. I do hope Spring has sprung where you are. 

This is the last chance to help out the lovely Miss Millie who will be shaving her head this week to raise money for childrens cancer research. It takes guts to shave your head but it takes even more guts to get up every day and fight a battle you are too young to understand.

Thanks for putting up with my nagging and thanks even more to you beautiful Fridge peeps who donated to St. Baldrick's.

Much love.

The luck of the Irish...

...just ran out.

 If I caoght a Leprechaun 

I would kill him.

 Thank you Happy Place and Amy for sharing this.

 Happy St. Paddy's Day, Fridgy Folk!