Boom

I can't tell if this means he hates the present...or really, really likes it. 🤷‍♀️

One Leg

To make this even more appropriate, I totally think this looks like a drawing of the Pope.

                                                                      Just me?

Two Arms

Who has two arms and looks like a penis?
 This guy.
The action lines are my favorite part. *pew pew*

It Takes Two

Sometimes one just doesn't cut it. 

The Feeling is Mutual

 I bet "Momy" feels the same...

Up, Up and Away!

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
 Nope, It's a penis with arms. You can tell how fast he is moving because of the jet streams... O.o

Mixed Signals

Maybe because the 'I Love You' is in marker, it's the one we should go with? That red exclamation point though...

Another Beautiful Pair

I really try to keep the scissor drawings down to a few per year but they are just so good.

Hey Mister DJ!

What he sees...

What we see...

The music is his muse... Never stop dreamin' kiddo.

 

Namecalling

Have we stopped teaching about name-calling??

Storming the Castle

I'm so proud, my sister sent me this.
Enjoy this "castle tower" is all it's phallic majesty.

Handy!

If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about one on each hand?

Great Expectations

Yet again I am stumped at what was being attempted but let's face it, he nailed it.
Well done, mystery kid, well done.

Summer Refreshment!

Water, Cock, Mouintin dewn 1$

This budding entrepreneur knows that customers appreciate variety at a reasonable price.

The Future

And say it, you shall. Often.

I Must Tell the World!

Eat muffs to turn into a super hero. P.S. not a lie

It's not a lie.

I Love You, Mom!

Wishing all of the moms, in their many incarnations, a wonderful weekend!
And here's hoping Devlin's mom avoids the cauliflower on the veggie tray.

Conditional Love

Never pull the finger, kid. Ever.

Just Keep Swimming

How about Things I Don't Want to Encounter in the Ocean for 500, Alex.

Political Agendas

And get very assertive about coffee needs. I feel you, sister.