Wednesday, September 30, 2015

It's my Blogaversary!

It's been six years. Six years since I saw a couple of questionable pieces of art and thought... I see penis. And my amazing friends said, "I do too!".  Another friend helped with the title and the rest is history. It was completely on a whim and I would have never guessed that all these years later I'd still be getting up early every Wednesday to share a few laughs with my friends and help a few charities along the way.

Without further rambling that no one is going to read anyway, I bring you several pics I've collected over the years that I saved in a folder called "Almost a peen": 

 Fuzzy, wasn't he? 

He's so proud! But aren't they all?

He dresses to the right.

It's a testiosaurus

Thank you all so much for joining me on this wacky ride, it's been... interesting. Keep the art and childrens charities coming and thank you so much for all the Facebook and Twitter and Pinterest shares and all the other places you guys have posted Fridge over the years, it means more than I can say. Much love.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015


You're a star because...You always fart and help me do levels on the Playstation

He wins parent of the year in my book but he might want to call his doctor about his perpetual musical tummy. Thanks to long time Fridge Fan, Amy for sharing this one.

As you know, this blog is a labor of love and I couldn't do this without you, my amazing friends and followers. If you have art or pics to share OR a children's charity that is near and dear, please message me on Facebook. On the full version of this site you can see some organizations that I have featured in the past and you can click on the Love and Support tag below to see all the past posts featuring a suggested charity. Thanks gang, truly.

Make today amazing, everyone.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

It's The Ultimate!

I do know a lot of people who would enjoy this bike greatly.
*insert obvious 'ride' joke here*
They could call it the Phallic Flyer. It will sell like hot cakes.

If you want to send art or say hello, message me on Facebook.
You can also have this awesome penis bike in your twitter feed! Follow us @NotFridgeSafe 

I hope your day is The Ultimate! 

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

A One Track Mind

Dammit, Grayson!

This just goes to show, you can name your son something fancy but he will still be a boy obsessed with poop and the "toilit".
Also extra credit awarded for that 'lacking vitamin D' excuse.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The New Food Pyramid

Be sure to eat from each food group every day.
You're welcome.

Find us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. When I figure out how to get people back to this website via Instagram I'll set that up too. =)

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

You Thought Kindergarten Was Rough

Well, it's back to school time, everyone! And if you're like me, your memories of school are so special that you once had a panic attack in the back-to-school section at Target...when you were 26.
This girl and I can relate. Only nine months and 11 more years til college honey, hang in there.

Speaking of school, did you guys read about my newest charity?? I'm sure you did, you are all sweet like that.

 I want to wish all of you guys, parents and teachers alike, an easy transition these next few weeks. And most importantly, if anyone draws a penis, send it in! Much love.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Letter From Summer Camp

W has had one hell of a camp experience. Lessons learned: 23 push pops will cause 'diyareeya' that runs down to your shoes and lighting farts is an activity that's best shared with the whole family.

Congratulations to W's camp for giving him a memorable, well-rounded time away from home.

A couple of weeks ago I made a new friend on Twitter, @Adopt_Classroom.
For several reasons, teachers are near and dear to my heart, and the work these folks for them is wonderful.
Teachers, you can sign up. Friends, you can designate a classroom to support. Click the links above, check em out. Make a new friend!

Since I started this crazy blog nearly 6 years ago I have highlighted a number of charities that benefit the wee folk in our lives. If you click the Love and Support tag below, you can see all the charities shared over the years. All of the ad money generated from this site goes to childrens charities throughout the year. Thank you so much.