Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The New Food Pyramid


Be sure to eat from each food group every day.
You're welcome.

Find us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. When I figure out how to get people back to this website via Instagram I'll set that up too. =)


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

You Thought Kindergarten Was Rough


Well, it's back to school time, everyone! And if you're like me, your memories of school are so special that you once had a panic attack in the back-to-school section at Target...when you were 26.
This girl and I can relate. Only nine months and 11 more years til college honey, hang in there.

Speaking of school, did you guys read about my newest charity?? I'm sure you did, you are all sweet like that.

 I want to wish all of you guys, parents and teachers alike, an easy transition these next few weeks. And most importantly, if anyone draws a penis, send it in! Much love.


Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Letter From Summer Camp



W has had one hell of a camp experience. Lessons learned: 23 push pops will cause 'diyareeya' that runs down to your shoes and lighting farts is an activity that's best shared with the whole family.

Congratulations to W's camp for giving him a memorable, well-rounded time away from home.


A couple of weeks ago I made a new friend on Twitter, @Adopt_Classroom.
http://www.adoptaclassroom.org/wp-content/themes/adoptaclassroom/images/logo.png
For several reasons, teachers are near and dear to my heart, and the work these folks for them is wonderful.
Teachers, you can sign up. Friends, you can designate a classroom to support. Click the links above, check em out. Make a new friend!

Since I started this crazy blog nearly 6 years ago I have highlighted a number of charities that benefit the wee folk in our lives. If you click the Love and Support tag below, you can see all the charities shared over the years. All of the ad money generated from this site goes to childrens charities throughout the year. Thank you so much.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things


When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel sooooo baaaaaaad!


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Unconditional Love


I LOVe you because you smell good. I LOVe you even when you fart of me. I LOVe your hugs and kisses. happy Birthday daddy


Have an amazing day, gang!
I'll be back next week with a new charity I want to share with you guys!! 

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

100% Legit

The two exclamation points really sold me. Hope this worked out for you, Collin.
I am the techer!!

Hope your day is amazing, as always.

Remember, if one of your little bundles of joy creates an inappropriate masterpiece, send it my way via Facebook. I'd love the opportunity to make you internet infamous. 


Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Bring the Viagra

It would appear his goal is to make it into the Guinness Book of Records for being the worlds oldest pimp.
Unrelated: I think I want those pants.