Wednesday, October 22, 2014

I Liked It!

Cock wet cock! I liked it! I got messy! I did not cer.

Pretty sure this is a first draft of 50 Shades of Grey. This kid has a real future.

As always, come say hello on Facebook or follow the fun on Twitter. You can also send me art or send me a children's charity you would like me to showcase on here.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

That's Not Pumpkin Spice

It smelled ...good. 

Hhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa!*deep breath* hahahhahahahhahahahaha! 
OK... I think I'm done. 
Every joke I can think of for this is grossing me out so I'm not gonna write any down here. I'll let you come up with your own and keep my filthy mind to myself this week.
Speaking of... make it a good one!! Maybe enjoy a ...seasonal coffee beverage. Which you will never look at the same way again.

You're welcome. Please send hate mail to my Facebook page or Tweet me. Happy Fall!


Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Playing His Instrument

Ta-dah! It's as big as me!

 I'm not sure what I love more, his over-excited 'jazz hands' or the fact that it's life size.

 A lovely Facebook fan named Cristin sent this in. Her young one drew her Papa playing his guitar.
I do love getting art from you guys. Esp when it;s huge two-tone penises, but I'm not super picky.

You can send art too! Message me on Facebook or send me an email NotSafeFortheFridge gmail com. Or if you like being a lurker and you hate Facebook as much as I do, follow Fridge on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. Cool? Cool.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Hey Look, It's Actually On The Fridge!


Learning the alphabet has never been so inappropriate! Even the princesses on her jammies are smirking. Cept Pocahontas, she looks a little judgmental. Just me?

This was a fantastic submission from one of my Facebook 'likers'... I think. Sadly the email seems to have gone MIA and I only have this image (altered by me to protect the pint size potty mouth) saved.

If this is your pic, THANK YOU! I love getting pics from you guys! Also, let me know so I can give you a shout out! Tweet me @NotFridgeSafe or hit me up on Facebook.

Have an amazing week everyone. I mean it.




Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Super! Very Special! Wow!


The Hello Kitty stickers help soften the blow.


Wishing everyone a wonderful day and the happiest of birthdays if you're having one right around now.

Come join the party on Facebook or Twitter. I'll bring cake.




Wednesday, September 17, 2014

It's Looking Right At Me

I can't stop staring...  O.O

       The horses seem appropriately mortified being up there next to the penis with eyes.

As always have a great week, come say hi on Facebook or follow Fridge on Twitter.


Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Can you draw Spider-Man?


Short answer is 'no'. No you can't.
Gives the theme song new meaning: "Does whatever a Spider can! Look out!"
This is one of those pics that gives me renewed feelings about this blog. Speaking of...



 I have a handful of new followers so just wanted to remind you guys about the children's charities links on the right over there. I do donate the ad revenue from this site to those charities so hop into those incognito windows and click those ads! =) Also if there is a children's charity near to your heart, feel free to message me on Facebook and tell me all about it!

Have an amazing day, everyone!!