Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The darkness of the whole world...

...cannot swallow the glowing of a candle - Robert Altinger

Happy Christmas!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

And he loves you too.

But does he like milk and cookies?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Wish I had some Hanukkah art to share...

But thanks to the Huff Post and the lovely Nancy for bringing this to my attention, we're just gonna keep Thanksgiving going one week longer.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Relly.. your not going any wahr for Thankgiveing

Also, maybe we can look into getting Erin some help?

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from Not Safe For The Fridge.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I remember when mine showed up too.

I just don't remember my arms growing through them...

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Mental picture

Also: Cow plops

Keep the art coming gang! Theteetee {at} gmail {dot} com.
Hit me up! :)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Owning a pet is educational

Learnin all about the lipstick.

/girl dog next time

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

So tell me... you like gladiator movies? 
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Run! Run! As fast as you can!

In the opposite direction...

Monday, October 4, 2010

Jet fuel

So colorful!! 
Happy Monday! 
Shamelessly stolen from Tots and Giggles.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Super Girl!

I want that utility belt.  Boy-yoi-yoing!
Thank you to the lovely Jennifer for this piece.
Did I mention I love when you send me art? Cause I do. :)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Please do not bring any valuables to school

Better just bring the Jager, kid.
Best Show-and-Tell EVER.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Oh Jo....

Looks like Red Bull gave him more than wings...

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Someone had an educational trip to the county fair this summer.

Even the youngest among us recognize the dangers of short shorts.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010


His parrot looks...afraid.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Drawing not to scale...

Obviously stolen from Tots and Giggles.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

They came two by two.

My lovely friend Teri submitted these and informed me they were part of an art exhibit from a Lutheran school entitled "Animals on Parade".
What, no rabbits?

Keep the art coming guys! : )

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Parents these days...

All of a sudden Kal-el doesn't sound so bad.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Its so nice when they think of you on special occasions

Stolen from totsandgiggles!
Send more art please!!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Kids today...

I blame the internet.

Shamelessly stolen from

Tuesday, July 13, 2010


Without even trying.

Image shamelessly stolen from tots and

Monday, July 5, 2010

He can help BBQ!

With his ...tongs?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

5 of em!

Stages of puberty?

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Field Trip!

  I learned something very similar that summer I went to Europe. 

 Pic shamelessly stolen from tots and

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Wait, wait. Don't tell me...

 I totally knew it.

Thanks to Tots & Crafts for the pic. 

Thursday, June 3, 2010


 I'm not the man they think I am at home...

Thank you, 'John' and his nephew!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Smiles everyone, smiles!!

I know there is a term for this particular affliction but I didn't want to Google 'broken penis' at work.

Thank you to Anonymous for this image. :) 

Thursday, May 20, 2010

And we wonder where they get it from.

Two balls included and not for children under 3. You know, because of the choking.
Thank you for the image. 
Also be sure to check out's article that inspired this post.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

She said they were instruments

This one time, at band camp...

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Really,  I don't have anything to add here.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

What happen in Vegas...

   "Hurry! Stop in. Buy some whores!"
    Does that say Fwap Fwap??

Could be related to a previous poster? 

Thank you to submitter Aimee for this weeks treasure.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Wow, check out that pyroclastic flow!

Eruption eruption eruption.

Also, eruption.

Thank you failblog and submitter Jennifer who brought this one to my attention.

Friday, March 26, 2010

You can lead a horse to water...

But you can't make him consent.
Even if you beg.

Must give a shout out to Daniel, our guest caption-er this week! Thanks, Daniel =)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Can't wait til I'm 16 or 20

Image courtesy of Thank you!
NSFW goodies on there, gang. Just a heads up.

Sorry for the break in the action, I'll post pics of my scars later. ;)

Saturday, February 13, 2010

One of these kids is doing his own thing....

Sending you all X's and ... O's this Valentines Day.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Old enough to know better

He knows that even if he doesn't win the science fair, no one will forget his "Mouse House 8000".

Thank you holytaco for the image.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Support our Troops

 Especially the Navy.

Thanks yet again to Failblog for this gem and to my buddy Josh for taking time out of his busy work day to send me the link.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

He blinded me!

It was his best subject when he was in school.

Friday, January 15, 2010

In case you missed it...

 Go ahead and scroll on down to entry # 6 on

I have no idea how a blue guy shooting a baseball out of his penis is supposed to discourage illiteracy but if it works, I'm all for it. Way to go Stone!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

While you were out...

 At least he's trying to butch it up with a mustache.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Special delivery for Santa

 I think maybe puppy needs to see a doctor...

Monday, January 4, 2010

Hoping you all had a larger than life holiday season

Thank you failblog.

Happy New Year from Not Safe for the Fridge.