Friday, December 27, 2013

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!

Brody knows what's up.

I hope you all had a lovely holiday if you celebrate. I took the day off but I missed you too much to wait a whole week.

Plus my friend sent me snow boobies and you simply HAD to see them today!

I also want to take a second and thank each of you who put a toy into one of those barrels or boxes over the last month. You brought a lot of smiles this week and that is very important.

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Makin A List...

Dear kid,
  You're mean. I hope Santa brings you a pony shaped like a bean with stick legs and a cow face.
Merry Christmas,

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

I Think Ethan and I Could Be Friends

If you get to make a snowman this year, don't forget the balls!

Don't miss the fun, follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe or come Like us on Facebook!

Make it a great day, everyone!

Wednesday, December 4, 2013


Thank you, thank you very much!

If you're feeling a little extra generous this time of year, feel free to check out the children's charities over there on the right side of this blog. Also check out  a lovely organization that helps kids with a deployed family member. How cool is that?

Join the fun! Give us a like on Facebook or follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe.
Make it a great day everyone!

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

A Timely Apology

Dear mom, Happy channuka, lets not fight like the macabies!! Love Sammy

I never went after my mother with a spear.... 

If you have no idea what this reference is, today is your lucky day! You get to learn something new!

Wishing all those who celebrate a very Happy Hanukkah!  

Also want to wish all of my American readers a very Happy Thanksgiving.

Make it a great day everyone!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Run For Your Life!

Alex is just one holiday away from going vegan...

To all of my American friends celebrating next week, I hope your "turky doesn't dres up as a hay stak and run."
Don't miss any of the fun, Like us on Facebook and Follow Fridge on Twitter.
Have a great one!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Reality Strikes

Stupid reality... it's just not as much fun as pretending in a tree house or coloring a masterpiece.

Man now I'm depressed... if anyone needs me I'll be hiding in my pillow fort.

Know what's not hard and boring? Facebook and Twitter! Come join the fun, say hello, share or retweet a smile today!
 Make it a great one, gang!

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's Flamincock!  

Thank you to reader Daniel for finding this gem and sharing it with The Fridge.

Remember to join the fun on Facebook or Twitter! Come say hi!! I do have a day job but I'm never too busy for Fridgy Folks!

Hope you guys are having an amazing week so far! Make it even better, share a smile! Or a flamincock. Whatever works for ya.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Halloween!

A boobie-obsessed ninja.

If you are celebrating tomorrow I hope you have a spooky and safe Halloween!
If not, I hope you enjoy a boob joke!

Come over to Facebook, say hi, give us a like or share this post with your peeps!
Or follow Fridge on Twitter!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways

Sorry Joyce, maybe next time!

The fundraiser for Christy is in it's last few days so head on over and make her family's day! And don't forget if you're in the Phoenix area, the rummage sale is on the 26th at 8am!
Do all things with LOVE! Even posting crazy kids pics on the internet! ;)

Come say hello on Facebook or Twitter! Make it a great day!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

No No No No No

Don't worry hon, winter break is right around the corner.

Head on over to Facebook and say 'Hi' sometime! Or Tweet me!
Hope you are all having a good week so far and a 'sleeping in' day is in your near future!

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Cloudy With a Chance of ...Tacos

According to our sources The street's the place to go

 Well it looks like Autumn is upon us here in the Northern Hemisphere. It's supposed to rain here a little bit today, actually. Doubt anything as awesome as tacos will fall from the sky, but a girl can dream!
 For those in the Phoenix Arizona area, don't forget that Christy's Rummage Sale is on the 26th!
 Do all things with love. What a lovely idea.

Make it a great day everyone.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Every Dad Must Be a Comedian

To be fair, farts are hilarious.
Is the kid blue because he is holding his breath...?

Hope you are having an amazing day, gang!
If not, maybe an act of kindness can put you back on the sunny side! Thank you for clicking, donating and sharing.

Don't forget to come say hi on Facebook or follow Fridge on Twitter!
See you next week!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

How ya like them apples?

Hi gang! Hope your week has been awesome!

You know from time to time I will share a children's charity, well one of my friends kids needs help.
She happens to be grown up but has been living with type 1 diabetes since she was a little girl. Christy has developed Diabetic Retinopathy and is now undergoing treatments to save her vision and needs a little help. They are also holding a rummage sale in Phoenix AZ Oct 26th if you're in the area.

Thanks so much for all the love.
Make it a great day!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

99 Problems...

Matthew learned his limits.

Hope you are all having a lovely week so far! If not, I hope this math problem about Matthew the pimp brought a smile.

Thanks for stopping by, feel free to stalk me on Twitter and like Fridge on Facebook so you can notice more of what Facebook is hiding from you. ;P 
You can also send me art or share a children's charity or say hello!

Make it a great day!

Wednesday, September 11, 2013


I'm not going to touch this one.  Hey-oh! See what I did there???

Be sure to share the love via the links up there if this made you smile or feel incredibly uncomfortable. I'm totally ok with either.

Make it a great day!!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Honorable Mention

Monday was Labor Day here in the US so most of the kids are back to school this week. 
Parents everywhere are rejoicing. ;) 

Hope you all made some lovely memories this summer.
Find us on Facebook and Twitter- come say hello!

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Thanks for the Heads Up, Bethany

 Nice when the kids have your back.

As always, thanks so much for all your support- I love seeing you guys on Twitter and Facebook.
Make it a great day!!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Poor Ms. Karen

Hope you fell bedr!

When life knocks you down, you gotta get right back up there!

Remember to Like us and Share us on Facebook or you can follow us on Twitter too!

Make it an amazing day!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

I don't wanna!

I'm with you Julian.

I'm sure some of you say this every time I tell you to make it a great day :)
But I hope you do anyway.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Archery Sucks

"Take back you money and send me home!"

Any one else get sent to camp as a kid?  Anyone love it as much as Julia? ;)

Don't forget to like our page on Facebook and share with your peeps or follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe!

Make it a great day and I hope you are having a better summer than Julia.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Too Much Internets For You!

You guys got Fridge to over 600 Likers on Facebook!! Amazing!!! Thank you so much!
Now I can start nagging you to get me to over 100 Twitter followers! ;)

Thanks for stopping by, gang. Make it a great day!!!

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I Don't Even...

There is so much going on here, I'm speechless.

As a side note, its been way too long since I've used my "Even the family pets aren't safe' tag! Click there for some flashback fun!

I love yo faces!!
Share if this make you smile! Or creeped you right the hell out.

Make it a great day everyone!!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

For Safety Reasons

Don't wear them.

This was a fan submission, have I mentioned I love when you send me stuff? Cause I do! You can tweet me links @NotFridgeSafe or message me on Facebook.

Feel free to come say hello even if you don't have art, I love hearing from you guys! Unless you're a weirdo, then go away.

Make today a great one, gang!

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

My Family Creed

Positive, Shmositive. Suck it up, cupcake!

Don't forget to join the fun on Facebook, come say hello!
Or Twitter if that's more your thang!

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of.....what?

"he wrote the declaration of inthe penis"

Well Thomas, what's in it, exactly?

Tomorrow is Independence Day in the US! Wishing all my American peeps a fun and safe holiday! Please don't blow yourselves up.

As always, come join the fun on Facebook and Follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe
Come say hello, I don't bite. And tell your friends to come play too!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013


 Gotta get em when they are fresh out of the oven...

Hello again my darling Fridgy Folk. Hope you are all well. It was great to see all your social media shares last week! THANK YOU!

Looks like most of you Facebook, no surprise there! I'm debating on adding Fridge to Instagram. What do you think? Do you Instagram? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks again and make it a great day!!!

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

She Knew What She Meant

 Take a minute and just drink in the awesome of this pic. good.

Be sure to like our Facebook page or share this via the link up there on the right.
I only need 19 more likers to hit 600!! My Facebook peeps are HI-larious, come join the fun.

If you're more of a Twitter person you can follow Fridge @NotFridgeSafe- I got fun peeps on there too but they are QUIET. ahem! 

Where else are you on social media? Let me know!

Have a fantastic day and remember... tits.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013


I bet they both feel like winners.

Follow Fridge on Twitter, come say hi! And like us on Facebook so you don't miss any fun! You can send me art via Facebook message as well!

Have a great day everyone!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Conditional Love

They say there is nothing like the love of a child to their parent. There certainly isn't, which is why I'm a crazy cat lady. :-D

You know the drill, gang: Twitter, Facebook... wherever else ya feel like sharing!

Where do you share stuff? Let me know!

Make it an amazing day!!!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

It Was a Damn Good Doughnut

    After the doughnut things kinda went downhill.

Hope you are having a great week, wherever you are.
Remember you can find Fridge on Twitter and Facebook! Give us a like or a follow so not to miss any fun!

And on a more serious note...
   Our thoughts are with those affected by the tornadoes in Oklahoma this week. As always you can send help via text message, Text REDCROSS to 90999 to give $10 to American Red Cross Disaster Relief.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

All of You

I am dedicating today's post to a group of ladies who mean the whole world to me. There are too many to name and they know who they are. So I want to say thank you to Laurie who writes terribly funny books that my hoes and I all love. She has a new one out and you would be very silly to not pick up a copy today.
And also a shout out to Amy who brought Laurie and the rest of my lovely hoes into my life and also sent me the link to the Huffington Post from who I Shamelessly stole Timmy's pic from.

 No idea who Joe Webb is but thanks to him too!

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Healthy Self Image

What? I'm my favourite thing too. ;P

Head over to Facebook and LIKE us if you haven't yet.
And you can FOLLOW us on Twitter as well.

Wishing you Fridgy Folk a wonderful day. 

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

I Can't Put a Band Aid On It!

Some days you get punched in the nuts, and some days you get a whole dollar, all for you!

You care share with the links on the right there.
Like us on Facebook and Follow us on Twitter if you haven't yet!

Hope you are having a whole dollar day today!
Share some love today!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

I learned it by watching YOU

Apparently mom likes red.

Don't forget you can vote for Ryan everyday from every device til the end of the month!
Follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe
Like us on Facebook!
Make it a wonderful day!

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Yes, they make us laugh and they make us crazy but sometimes they hit the nail on the head with simple, uncomplicated truths.

Many of you will recognize this boy. His family was tragically put into the spotlight this week. 

 Enjoy a quiet moment next to a loved one today.

And as always, share a smile, especially the one on your face. :-)

Make it a great day everyone.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Not Exceeding Expectations

No points for originality, Emma...

Oh yeah, he's got this...

 Happy Hump Day, Fridgie folk!
Check us out on Twitter and Facebook. Give us a follow or a like so you don't miss any fun!
Make it a great day everyone!

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Emily is sick of your shit

Emily declares freedom... aka To: MOM (and nobody else) 
freedom from getting in trouble

Happy Hump Day Fridgy Folks!

Ryan is my hometown hero- don't forget you can vote for him every day from every device!

If you guys have art to share from your pervy little Picassos, hit me up! Send me a twit pic @NotFridgeSafe. Or message me on Facebook. You can follow us or give a like while you're over there so you don't miss out on the fun!

Make it a great day everyone!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Every Last One of 'Em

 Happy Hump Day gang!! We are so close to Friday, I can smell it!
My buddy Ryan still needs votes! Remember to vote every day until the end of April!! You can help him get children's hospitals all over the country refurbished game consoles and games to bring a smile to children needing long term medical treatment. Vote today and every day!!

Find us on Facebook!
Follow us on Twitter!

Thanks for the support and have a great day!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

You're gonna love it...


Please don't leave yet! I have a quick favor!
Takes ONE click right there on that website, no registration required and the kids he helps with Get Well Gamers can win $5000. One Click can make a difference! 
Thanks guys!!

Make it a great day!! Muah!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Stiff Competition

Wonder what the prize was.

Here's a laugh for your humpday, gang!
Share the love via Facebook and Twitter up there on the right!
Make it a great day!!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013


    so so so good!!

I love when I find a cringe-worthy image and think, 'YES! This is going on the blog!'.
Then I keep reading and start to squirm in my chair from the discomfort. Then the next sentence is even worse than the one before... and then it busts in my mouth.
 I think I need a shower.

Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter so you don't miss a ...drop.
SORRY! Couldn't stop myself.  :D

Make it a great day, Fridgey Folk!

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

It Does a Body Good!

     Strong ones. Always a good thing.

Thank you to Daniel for pulling this one off The Chive! KCCO! Heads up tho, lots of ladies on The Chive so if your work frowns on that sort of thing, might want to hold your clicker in check til you get home.

Head on over to our Facebook and Like us to see us in your newsfeed! And then share us with friends... hint  hint...
Or if Twitter is more your speed, I'm there too!!
Hit me up and say hi sometime!

As always I hope todays post made you smile and hope you have a fantastic day!!


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Needs Improvement

Happy Wednesday, gang!
Hope none of you are having a mom-has-to-sign-my-homework kinda day!!

Find us on Twitter or Facebook
Make it a great one!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Wonder if Mom Agrees...

Hope I can be the best cock ever someday, but only if it comes with that hat. 

Remember that IPUL's virtual snow day is coming up so send a little sumthin-sumthin their way if you can. 
And hey! I love kids charities so if there is one close to your heart, hit me up, I'd be happy to spread the love! See those links over there? -->>  Yep right there, all the time, just for the clickin!
Email me your links to my gmail which is notsafeforthefridge. Or you can message me on Facebook or Tweet me!

Make it a great day, everyone!!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

My Hero...

    " STEAK It makes me calm and its my favorite food. I only like well but pink in the...."

Gotta have a hero!

One of my personal heroes is my friend Angela. She is truly amazing for lots of reasons but her current slice of fabulousness is heading up the IPUL over in Idaho. A WONDERFUL organization that helps children of differing abilities and their families connect with resources available to them in the community. They are doing a Virtual SNOW DAY fundraiser. Cool idea, right?
  Join in the fun, have a cup of cocoa and help the cause if you can!

 If you're still reading this, YOU'RE AWESOME! Don't forget to share this kids hero (and mine) with your peeps today!! Boxes at the top!! Or simply retweet on Twitter or click the share button on Facebook!
Much love, gang.