Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Ghosts of Christmas Past

Have yourself a merry little FLASHBACK everyone!
Including this all-time family fave:

Merry Merry to all those celebrating today!
Much love from the Fridge.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Stormy Weather

Hope the weather is nice where you live!  Or you have some fun rainy day activities planned if it's not! :)
You know where to find us, right?  :) And if you have artwork or a charity you'd like me to feature, message Fridge on Facebook!

Much love, friends!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Dream a little dream of me...

He can't be everyone's favorite...

Hey gang, its the holiday season and there are a few links over on the right to some children's charities (and my favorite radio station) all of which could use a bit of holiday cheer right now. If you're able, take a sec and check em out!
As always thank you for the retweets, the follows, the likes and the shares. You guys are the BEST!

Thanks much and make it a wonderful Wednesday!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Your Pal...

 Ms. [redacted]  Youare so prtty. You are soso beuttfuel. 
You are so so so sexc. I luve your boobs and but.
Your pal,
Luve Adan

This was posted on Reddit last week. Here is the original post.
 A big Thank You to David for sharing this with the Fridge.
Remember to Reddit at your own risk, it is the internet after all.

Head on over to FB or follow @NotFridgeSafe on Twitter and tell us about your childhood crushes!

Most importantly, have an amazing day!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

With a capital 'P'

You get a gold star for thinking outside of the box.

I have 69 followers on Twitter. Nobody better screw that up!
569 likers on Facebook would be cool tho... so feel free to like me on there. :D

Make it a great day, gang!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Doin' the hand jive!

It's Thanksgiving time here in the good old US of A and teachers make sure kids know the real history of our nation through art.
Anyone else remember the hand turkey?

    Close enough.

If you're celebrating, I hope its wonderful and tasty and full of your favorite people.
Happy (hand) Turkey Day from the Fridge :)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Very Punny or Maybe Sadly Ironic..

This arrived special delivery in time for today's post! I'm told it was written by a 7th grader.

"What is your dream job? My dream job is a punstar"

But I did get to look up p*rn puns!
 ~I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

~There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

~What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of p*rn?
Barley legal.
*slaps thigh* 
OK, OK no more I'm done!
Hope this made you smile and didn't set off your internet filters! 

Share Like Tweet etc <3 p="p">
Make it a great day everyone!  :D

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Circle of Life...

Any one else have The Lion King soundtrack in their head? 
I'm feeling pretty powerful myself, this morning! ROWR! 

No, no social media whoring this week. 
There are links up on the right if you'd like to share :) 
Make it a good one guys!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Dream Big...

 And speaking of destroying dreams...

But at least they got 5 points..

Happy Hump day!!
Find us on Facebook, give us a 'like'!  Follow us on Twitter!
Share and re-tweet with your peeps!

Luckily my east coast loved ones are safe and sound and most have power etc back on, but many are not so lucky. Here is a link to the Red Cross if you are able to help, ok?

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Pop Quiz, Hot Shot!

Verify the mutants...

Getting nerdy in computer class
 I know you wont..  paasss!

 Nor shall you, Alex

 Taking advantage of a teacher typo:

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

If you are a liker on Facebook, THANK YOU! Also I made a special post yesterday about Facebooks changes to your newsfeeds and how to try to fix them so be sure to check it out.
If you follow on Twitter THANKS! If not, why the hell not? This is good stuff, people! ;) 

Happy Wednesday everyone.
Make it an awesome day!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Things Get Saucy on Friday...

Pulled this out of the mail bag this week! Thank you to a new friend of the Fridge who was kind enough to share this with us!

If you'd like to see Fridge in your feed, please like us AND like the posts on facebook.
This site is a labor of love so I can't pay to promote posts like Facebook is asking. As a result, my views have dropped off by almost 40% :( I miss you guys so let me hear from ya!

So far no issues with Twitter if you'd like to follow me on there, that would be lovely too.

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Have you seen it?

I'm gonna go ahead and let you look for that on your own, mkay?

Come and like me on Facebook so I pop up in your newsfeed, much better than all that
political crap :)
Or follow me on twitter @NotFridgeSafe and retweet your little hands off!
Share a smile won't you?

I got a feeling its gonna be a great day!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

I Want to Retake This Test

He mail fail math but he wins at banana car!
Share us on Facebook
Feel free to retweet on Twitter.
Or repost us wherever floats your boat!
Much thanks and have a great day!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Sometimes even I think it's too much

But that doesn't stop me.
Enjoy or ...not.

Share, like, Pin, all that good social media nonsense :)
Have a great day everyone!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Presented Without Comment

Cause I'm speechless.

Share if you dare.
Facebook and Twitter buttons are up there on the right!
Have a WONDERFUL Wednesday!! Cept for my NZ and Aussie peeps, you overachievers have already moved on to Thursday. :D

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

I'm trying really hard...

to not make a political joke.
SO I'll let you do it in the comments! Or Tweet them to me @notfridgesafe or post them on facebook
Pandoras box: opened. Now play nice.
Love you guys!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

When granting clemency I demand proper spelling

Ahh its back to school time and this post really brings home how important a quality education is.

Hundreds of you managed to share this last week so now you've gone and done it. I KNOW you know how. :) Thanks for the love, everyone. Have a great day!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The reason my site exists.

Presented without comment.
Nope. Not one word.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

There's no math in gym

Angle of faceplant

Nobody likes the jocks anyway. Do they stil call them jocks? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

Share a laugh with a friend who needs one. You can use the buttons up there on the right for FB and Twitter.
Have a great day everyone!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The ABC's of Life

Sad face.

What up Fridge folk? Summer is winding down and as the kids head back to school be sure to keep an eye out for any gems you'd like to share with us!
Need a little funny in your feed? Give us a like on Facebook.
I also tweet these posts over @NotFridgeSafe so feel free to follow us down that yellow brick road.

I have to say THANKS to all of you who link to us on Tumblr, post us on Pinterest, retweet, share on Facebook etc etc. Its always fun to see the different places I get hits from show up in my stats. Thank you for sharing! I LOVE IT!

Have a great day, gang.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Whatever they are calling it, Daddy LOVES it!
And then he loves to hit Taco Bell after.

I'm not a fan of 'spice' myself but I don't judge those who partake from time to time.
Thanks to Eric and his buddy Bryan for sending this in to the Fridge.
The Spice must flow!!!
Have a wonderful day, everyone!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Going for the gold

I love this little girls passion for her favorite Olympian Mckayla Maroney but this pic is cracking. my. shit. UP.
Happy Monday gang!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Playing restaurant

Does that come with free refills?

Its August already! How did that happen?
I am on vacation this week and I'm too lazy and its too hot to nag you about facebook and twitter and Pinterest and all that other jazz. But its only one click, you say. You're this close to 550 fans on facebook, you say. You only have 69 followers on Twitter...heh, I'm ok with that actually.

Whatever you're up to this first day of August I hope you have a great time and you smile at LEAST seven times. SEVEN. I'm never too lazy to nag you about smiling. It's important!
Make it a great day everyone!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

It makes your arms big

 Meth is a very popular subject apparently. =)
A few peeps sent/suggested this one so Thank You to all of you! You know I love hearing from you guys. You can give me a shout out on Twitter or FB or email me notsafeforthfridge gmail.com

I'm sure you have all heard about the tragic events last week in Colorado. Huffington Post put together a nice list of resources, click on over and see how you can help.Thanks!

Make it a great day, gang. <3

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Fine thanks, and you?

Love JOEY 

I love the "Hi" at the top. Always take time for pleasantries!

I am super close to my goal of 550 likers on Facebook, click on over to help me out! Or share with friends!
And of course I love all my Twitter peeps too. So you can follow me on there if that's your thing.
That about covers all the nagging so... have a great day everyone!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The sarcasm is strong with this one

Nothing like a 5th grader dropping a "You've got to be kidding me!" on you.

Hope you have a great day with at least one smile in it ^^ Hint ^^.

I have a new children's charity that I'm pimping today.  Its Polinsky Children's Center in San Diego county. They help care for the kids who can't safely stay in their homes due to domestic violence issues etc. So go give a look see and maybe you can help them out. My beautiful friend Kim will love you for it! :) The link will permanently be on the right hand side of my homepage in case you need to come back.
Make it a great day everyone!

Facebook almost at 550 likers!!
Twitter I have no idea what's going on over there! :D

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Elephants hate physics

Bears do too I hear.

Today is a holiday in the US so I'm not really here. This is a fake me begging for shares, likes, follows, comments and retweets. So I can be as obnoxious and blatant about it as a I want right? Awesome! You know you love that elephant up there and you know your friends will love him too!

I hope if you're having a wonderful Wednesday, holiday or no.
And as always, thanks for stopping by and sharing a smile.

Friday, June 29, 2012

it was halaris

 Today is September 21, 2010.
I farrdid in my mom's Lap. it was haLaris

Just found this about 4 seconds ago and had to share. Too damn funny.

Twitter.. Facebook... Pin, Share, Retweet etc etc :) 

Have a great weekend everyone!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Digging in the mailbag again!

And look what we pulled out! 

He said his name was Giant Man but "Horse" might be more accurate.

I also see a thought bubble or a dick fart.
Not sure, I'm kinda torn.

As always thanks for stopping by the Fridge. And thanks for following on Twitter and Facebook. If you feel like sharing today the buttons are there on the top right. They make it so easy!

It is really awesome to see all the shares and likes and retweets, it makes me all warm and fuzzy :) 
Have a wonderful day peeps!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Thems Fightin Words

If you put a pas word on that 
I will make your life a nitmare

I can't help but read this is Stewie Griffins voice.

Thanks for stopping by! Remember you can follow fridge on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe.
And you can become a fan on Facebook too. 

I love when you guys retweet and like and share and Pin and all that jazz. THANKS.

Make it a great one, gang!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Intervention Time

 Go ahead and have a second glass tonight, I won't tell.

Thank you to Sara for sending this in.
If you have art, hit me up! notsafeforthefridge (at) gmail.com
Have a great day gang!

Friday, June 8, 2012

The nose knows...

All the better to smell you with.
Also realy digging the teeth here.

Thank you for all of you who share on FB and Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr etc, it means SO much. You guys are the best PR team a blogger could ask for :)
Have a great weekend, peeps!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Royal Notes

 dont tell me what to do snow white

Bossy Queens... think they run the show.
Speaking of bossy queens, I wanna send a shout out to my buddy Liz. Great job hon, keep up the good work.

If you like Fridge go ahead and like our Facebook fan page.
If you're already a Liker, THANKS! I hope I've been showing up in your news feed :)
If you are on Team then feel free to follow us over on the Twitter. WARNING: Sometimes I get a ranty-panty hair up sideways and post stuff that's unrelated :) OK? OK.

Allrighty guys, if you need some good karma head over to the children's charities on the right ->
And as always I hope you have a wonderful day!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

hears a trick...

I am not kiding. 

A big shout out to the peeps over at Smosh who posted a nice piece about funny kids art with a link back to me. It also happened to include this gem you see above that I HAD to share with you. So double thanks, Smosh! 

This week I was told about a very special playground they are trying to get built in Connecticut. Adam's Adventure is an all inclusive play area designed for children of all abilities. Go check out the site, the project and find out more about sweet Adam. 

As always THANK YOU for your facebook shares and retweets!!

Make it a wonderful day, peeps!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

A Thing of Beauty

I love this picture so much, I just want to wrap my arms around it.

Thank you to my lovely friend Felicia who shared it along with a message about this being hope for the future. Hope indeed.

If you dislike the Kardashians like I do, give us a share on Facebook or a retweet on Twitter. You can give us a like or a follow while you're at it.

 Make it a Smash the Kardashians kind of day, everyone!!  :)

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Morbid Phase

Thank you mom for making me food so I don't die
That special time in every child's life when they become obsessed with stuff dying.

Drop on by our Facebook page and give us a like if you haven't already and AND you can follow Fridge on Twitter! Fancy!
No pressure or anything ya know, just cause everyone's doing it...  ;D

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Hooked on Phonics...

Well I have no charity to push on you this week, gang. So just grab a cuppa, put your feet up and enjoy the inappropriateness.
Make it a good one, peeps!

Friday, May 4, 2012

No, YOUR mama!

Math fail or mom win? 

Do you follow Fridge on Twitter?
Have you liked us on Facebook
Do you love me enough to Pin me?

A 'yes' answer is what I'm looking for here...  What good is this social media stuff if you can't do some shameless self promotion? 
So feel free to retweet, copy/paste, share, like, Pin whatever it is that is currently floating your boat, tohat will help me float mine.
Have a great weekend everyone!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Food Chain

With Six You Get Eggroll.


Hey everyone!  This week I'm sending some love over to IPUL- Idaho Parents Unlimited.

They are doing great work over there and like mostly everyone I know, have been affected by the times we find ourselves living in. Drop on by show them some love if you can. Or if you know a family that can use their services, send the link to them. Even if you aren't in the area I know they will do their best to point you in the right direction. 

If you know of a children's charity that could use some love, hit me up, ok? 

You can talk to me via email notsafeforthefridge <@> gmail.com

You can hit me up on Twitter.

Or drop me a little line on Facebook.

Also if you follow and 'like' me on those pages you won't miss any of the nonsense!  

Stealing a line from Phillip DeFranco, I love yo faces!!! 


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Mail Call!!

This one is from Hannah's momma herself and she couldn't be prouder of her quasi-anatomical portrait. Quasi is French for shexy.
Also I love the hair to body ratio. I think they're from Texas. And if you don't get the reference I will not be held responsible if you Google big + hair + Texas, mmmkay??

So be honest, does my blogs new outfit make our butt look big? Let me know what ya think!

Kisses all around fridgy folk! More viewer mail SOON!!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

There are no winners in war.

When I was eight years old, My Neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard
so one day I poped on his yard.

A "poping" stick figure is truly a day brightener, I don't care who you are. 

 Do you have used game consoles or unused console games at home? The NICEST MAN in the whole world would love for you to send them to him. Why? Cause he fixes them up and takes them to children's hospital wards pretty much all over the US. How awesome is THAT??

 So yeah, if you can, DOO EEET. Better than given them to those weasels at Game Stop for that lousy store credit, am I right? 

Make it a wonderful day, friends.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

You're on your own

Dear Mom,
I can't do it I can't clean this mess 
up it's too BIG. Your on your own for now. 
P.S. Love you From, Katie

Happy Hump Day, friends. 
I have no charity to nag you about this week! If you'd like one featured please let me know. Leave a comment below or email me: Notsafeforthefridge(at) gmail.com  :)
I love hearing from you guys anyway whether its a facebook share or a comment or getting new twitter follower. I like to know you're out there so lemme hear from ya!
Have a wonderful day. gang.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

He was a saint, that guy.

bday is the 4th of October. It is the feast of st. Francis of Assisi. 
St. Francis Loved animals.That he was talken to the animals 
even a burd Shited on his sholder.

I know I'm a day late! I missed you too. 
The next time my life assplodes in my face I'll be sure to set up a scheduled post.  ;-D 

Have a wonderful Easter/Passover/Spring weekend. Get out and enjoy some nature but be sure to watch out for the burds. :)

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Fan Mail

Happy Hump Day, everyone!
I want to send HUGE thank you's to all of you who donated to St. Baldricks via Millie.
As promised, she shaved her head after making her goal. Her event, with your help, raised nearly 70,000 dollars. That's HUGE friends. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
If there is a childrens charity you'd like me to profile, email me! Notsafeforthefridge at gmail.com
And I do hope you enjoy today post, presented mercifully without comment.
Feel free to leave one of your own down below. <3