Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Very Punny or Maybe Sadly Ironic..

This arrived special delivery in time for today's post! I'm told it was written by a 7th grader.

"What is your dream job? My dream job is a punstar"

But I did get to look up p*rn puns!
 ~I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

~There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

~What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of p*rn?
Barley legal.
*slaps thigh* 
OK, OK no more I'm done!
Hope this made you smile and didn't set off your internet filters! 

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Make it a great day everyone!  :D

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