Wednesday, December 30, 2015

I Think She May Be Right

I think teachers go to the bar.
Especially during holiday break, or immediately after school is back in session. 
I think during winter break parents earn a special appreciation for what teachers deal with on a daily basis. 
I hope you all are enjoying a little break in the routine right now and enjoying some time with the people you love. 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

It's a Two-fer

Most times I can look at a pic and guess what a kids intentions were... now is not one of those times. Between the phallic holiday hat and whatever is going on under Santa's belt there... I have a lot of questions for this kid.

Wishing all of my followers who celebrate, a very Merry Christmas! As always, if you are in a giving mood, please pop over to the full version of this website and check out one of the charities up there. Or you can always just click on an ad, all the revenue from this site is donated.  =)

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Santa's Hat

His holiday spirit seems to be droopy, maybe he needs to sing a Christmas song or bake some cookies.

As always you can find Fridge on Facebook or follow us on Twitter.

If you're in a giving mood, there are a handful of organizations on the full version of my website that are near and dear to my heart. If you're on your phone scroll down and click over to the full version of the website. Thank you!

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Run, Run, Rudolph

My, my Rudolph, what big...antlers you have.
I know it's not really a Christmas song but for some reason I have Swing Low, Sweet Chariot in my head....

I have plenty more where this came from so stay tuned!

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Thanksgiving Leftovers

I am most thankful for my penis.

It's the little things for which we must be the most grateful, for those are the big things.

Hope all of my American followers had a great Thanksgiving filled with 'little things', or big ones, ya know, whatever you're into.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Number One

Are these in order of importance? Which family member didn't make the cut? Does the teacher not know what Netflix is? Her capitalization of 'Flix' is giving me doubts. I have so many questions for you, David but I'm thankful for Netflix too. 

I want to wish a very Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American Fridge fans!! I'm always thankful for you.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

So Much to Do

Everyone is so busy this time of year but a thorough list can help you manage your time and reduce anxiety.

If you have funny pics to share or need some fun in your day, head over to Facebook and say hello! We are also on Twitter!

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Sibling Rivalry

As a dyslexic with a sister, this speaks to me on a few levels.

It's nearing the holiday season (like it or not) and if you're feeling in a giving spirit, I hope you take a moment to view the full version of this website and look over the handful of children's charities I have posted on here all year round. I want to thank you for being so generous with these organization all year and for accidentally clicking the ads from time to time. All of the ad revenue from Fridge is sent to to those charities and I am very grateful that I have had the opportunity to do that for the last six years.

Make today awesome.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

A fan sent me this pic of the 'Holy Trinity Shamrock' activity sheet. Sometimes the kids don't even have to do anything...

So basically, I'm why we can't have nice things.

Make it a good day, everyone. Share a smile, tell a stranger hello and wave at babies who stare.

Much love.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015


Dear Mr. Dickcikson  Trik or trit semell my feet give me somethig to eat if you don't I don't care I'll pole downe your underpants!! Happy Halloween!

Jack, I don't even know where to begin with your letter to Mr. Dickcikson. It is truly frightening. Who says underpants anymore??

Have a safe Halloween, everyone. Stay away from Jack, he is obviously trouble.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

I Bet it's Cherry

7-11 needs to expand their product line, this could be a huge hit. I don't like to post kids faces so trust me when I tell you, this girl was proud AF of her slurpee-nis.

Make today awesome, maybe buy someone a Slurpee.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Air Quotes

Presented without comment. 

Hello everyone. As most of you know I do my best via this blog to give a little free publicity to childrens charities. I have a few that are near and dear to me and my friend Ryan reached out to me last week asking for help. Ryan runs Get Well Gamers. You guys, he ships systems and controllers and games to childrens hospitals all over the US. The pic below kind of says it all. Their motto is Giving Kids A Power-Up! How awesome is that?
Click the pic to go directly to their Go Fund Me page and thank you for any help you can offer, even if it is just sharing this post or the Go Fund Me link. Much love.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

It's my Blogaversary!

It's been six years. Six years since I saw a couple of questionable pieces of art and thought... I see penis. And my amazing friends said, "I do too!".  Another friend helped with the title and the rest is history. It was completely on a whim and I would have never guessed that all these years later I'd still be getting up early every Wednesday to share a few laughs with my friends and help a few charities along the way.

Without further rambling that no one is going to read anyway, I bring you several pics I've collected over the years that I saved in a folder called "Almost a peen": 

 Fuzzy, wasn't he? 

He's so proud! But aren't they all?

He dresses to the right.

It's a testiosaurus

Thank you all so much for joining me on this wacky ride, it's been... interesting. Keep the art and childrens charities coming and thank you so much for all the Facebook and Twitter and Pinterest shares and all the other places you guys have posted Fridge over the years, it means more than I can say. Much love.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015


You're a star because...You always fart and help me do levels on the Playstation

He wins parent of the year in my book but he might want to call his doctor about his perpetual musical tummy. Thanks to long time Fridge Fan, Amy for sharing this one.

As you know, this blog is a labor of love and I couldn't do this without you, my amazing friends and followers. If you have art or pics to share OR a children's charity that is near and dear, please message me on Facebook. On the full version of this site you can see some organizations that I have featured in the past and you can click on the Love and Support tag below to see all the past posts featuring a suggested charity. Thanks gang, truly.

Make today amazing, everyone.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

It's The Ultimate!

I do know a lot of people who would enjoy this bike greatly.
*insert obvious 'ride' joke here*
They could call it the Phallic Flyer. It will sell like hot cakes.

If you want to send art or say hello, message me on Facebook.
You can also have this awesome penis bike in your twitter feed! Follow us @NotFridgeSafe 

I hope your day is The Ultimate! 

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

A One Track Mind

Dammit, Grayson!

This just goes to show, you can name your son something fancy but he will still be a boy obsessed with poop and the "toilit".
Also extra credit awarded for that 'lacking vitamin D' excuse.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The New Food Pyramid

Be sure to eat from each food group every day.
You're welcome.

Find us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. When I figure out how to get people back to this website via Instagram I'll set that up too. =)

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

You Thought Kindergarten Was Rough

Well, it's back to school time, everyone! And if you're like me, your memories of school are so special that you once had a panic attack in the back-to-school section at Target...when you were 26.
This girl and I can relate. Only nine months and 11 more years til college honey, hang in there.

Speaking of school, did you guys read about my newest charity?? I'm sure you did, you are all sweet like that.

 I want to wish all of you guys, parents and teachers alike, an easy transition these next few weeks. And most importantly, if anyone draws a penis, send it in! Much love.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Letter From Summer Camp

W has had one hell of a camp experience. Lessons learned: 23 push pops will cause 'diyareeya' that runs down to your shoes and lighting farts is an activity that's best shared with the whole family.

Congratulations to W's camp for giving him a memorable, well-rounded time away from home.

A couple of weeks ago I made a new friend on Twitter, @Adopt_Classroom.
For several reasons, teachers are near and dear to my heart, and the work these folks for them is wonderful.
Teachers, you can sign up. Friends, you can designate a classroom to support. Click the links above, check em out. Make a new friend!

Since I started this crazy blog nearly 6 years ago I have highlighted a number of charities that benefit the wee folk in our lives. If you click the Love and Support tag below, you can see all the charities shared over the years. All of the ad money generated from this site goes to childrens charities throughout the year. Thank you so much.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel sooooo baaaaaaad!

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Unconditional Love

I LOVe you because you smell good. I LOVe you even when you fart of me. I LOVe your hugs and kisses. happy Birthday daddy

Have an amazing day, gang!
I'll be back next week with a new charity I want to share with you guys!! 

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

100% Legit

The two exclamation points really sold me. Hope this worked out for you, Collin.
I am the techer!!

Hope your day is amazing, as always.

Remember, if one of your little bundles of joy creates an inappropriate masterpiece, send it my way via Facebook. I'd love the opportunity to make you internet infamous. 

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Bring the Viagra

It would appear his goal is to make it into the Guinness Book of Records for being the worlds oldest pimp.
Unrelated: I think I want those pants.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Channing, Is That You?

No detail has been spared with this one and I'm torn which is my favorite. It's either the leg hair or the grease stain. 
Does that say "Grindometer" in the upper left?? Is that a thing?

I haven't seen the movies but this drawing makes me want to more than any of the trailers. Have you seen it?

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Dreaming Big

Reach for the moon, Chris, you totally got this. I would also recommend throwing out that copy of Hooked on Phonics.

Do you have a perverted Picasso at home? Send us your child's naughty masterpieces via Facebook.

Fridge is also on Twitter so you can share the funny there as well.

Make today awesome!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

What a Guy!

I love you, Dad! You are special because you clean the cat throw up.

We continue our month long tribute to dad's with Leah's sweet letter to her dad, who is an ace with hairballs.
Hope you had a wonderful Father's Day, Leah's dad.

Join the fun on FB and Twitter. Come say hi and send me art!

Sunday, June 21, 2015

For All the Dads

That says it all...

Happy Father's Day to all the men out there doing their best for the little people in their lives. And to all the Moms who are serving double duty. Much love.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Whoa George!

Probably the most accurate history lesson I've seen come out of an elementary school project. They will probably study Catherine the Great next. Google that, it's funny.

Come say hello on Facebook or Follow us on Twitter! Send me art like my buddy Eric did. Thanks Eric!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Owen is Helpful

Owen is giving Dad the greatest gift of all...dignity.

Make today awesome, guys! And if your day sucks, you can make mine awesome by sharing this on Facebook, head on over to Fridges FB page and share from there! Much love.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Capital Letters

Dad named him. He was more of a dog person.

If you get a second, take a look at the charities over there on the right. A big part of why I do this is over there. If there is a children's charity that is near and dear to your heart, message me via Facebook and I'll feature it on the blog. If you click the Love and Support tag down there below you can see examples of these posts. 

Make today awesome!

Thursday, May 28, 2015

All Day Long

So nice, she says it twice.

As the school year draws to a close I hope we can all take a moment and think about the teachers in our lives and how hard they work for us and for our kids. Mrs. Snow works harder than most, all day long.

I don't know about you but I am DYING to see what Mrs. Snow looks like is real life.

If you'd like to say hello or send me art, hit me up on Facebook. If you Twitter floats your boat, you can follow us @NotFridgeSafe.

Make today awesome!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Bro, Do You Even Lift?

Marcus' mother swears that he only takes all natural supplements and eats a high protein diet.

Join us for the fun, like us on Facebook or Follow Fridge on Twitter!

Make today awesome.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Blast Off!!!

Posting this makes me wonder if the words NASA and penis have ever been Googled together before. I'm pretty sure they have because, internet, but in what context exactly? I kinda don't want to go there...

But I do want to thank the teacher who gave this seemingly innocuous cutting project and the parent who saw what wasn't supposed to be there, took a picture and put it on the internet. Thank you!!

Come join the fun on Facebook, or you can find us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe!

Wednesday, May 6, 2015


It's our favorite dinosaur here at The Fridge, the Phallus-saurus! Long may he live.
Big thanks to Fridge fan Sara for submitting this via Facebook. Thank you to Sara and her very talented little guy!

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

To The Moon and Back

Jazzy may have been out sick during that one spelling lesson but she loves Miss Waite. 

I think we all had that one teacher. They took the extra time and believed in you, taught you a naughty way to spell 'whole'. You know the one.

But in all seriousness, I'm sure notes like these help make all the hard work worth it. Sending big love to all the teachers out there.  

Make it an awesome day!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

It's a Slippery Slope

They grow up so fast these days.... right in the middle of a homework assignment, apparently.

I hope you all have been keeping an extra keen eye on your kids homework lately, especially this week! 
If anything fabulous pops up, be sure to send it my way via Facebook. Thanks, gang!
Make it an awesome day!

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Turn Them Around

Phonetics: the struggle is real.

My adorable friend Kim shared this with me. It seems Kim, Molly and I share similar feelings about math.

I love when you guys send me art, have I mentioned that? Feel free to message me via Facebook and send an attachment.

Also If you haven't been a liker for very long, you might not have noticed the childrens charities linked on the right side of the page. They are all close to my heart. The ad money from this blog goes to them. If there is a childrens charity that is close to your heart, send it to me (also via FB) and I will highlight it here on the blog. Deal? Deal.

Make it an awesome day!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Moms Favorite

Mom loves when Dad helps out in the kitchen. ;)

As always feel free to email me art via Facebook or just come say hello. RT or follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. Thanks for all of your support, gang!

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Make A Note

Poor Easter Bunny, never gets any respect. Would she send a letter with this much attitude to Santa? "Please don't bring me any candy offense. Write that down." Methinks not.

I hope Spring is Springing in your neck of the woods! Hoppy hoppy!

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Lost in Translation


"You keep using that word. I do no think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya

These kids have been using Urban Dictionary for their spelling lessons. If you don't know what UD is, don't look it up. Please, just don't. You're welcome. 

Don't forget to share Fridge, more clicks equal more monies to the childrens charities over there on the right! Spread the love! Thank you!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

We've Only Just Begun

It's like Joseph and his coat of many colors only... yeah.
I wonder how big it would have been if all that silly furniture wasn't in the way.

Spring is beginning to Spring, everyone. So I thought I would share this pic of a little guy enjoying his backyard to the ...fullest!

Wishing you all a very happy Spring and I hope the sun finds you today, wherever you are!
Speaking of find, You know where to find Fridge! Facebook  Twitter Come say hello!

Wednesday, March 11, 2015


This looks like exactly how you get germs. 

I don't know about you guys but Daylight Savings Time is killing me over here. I needed way too much coffee  to type that one sentence up there. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

To my international friends and my Arizona peeps.... you are SO LUCKY!!! Enjoy your normalcy.

I'll be over here snoozing on my desk, dreaming of hand sanitizer and stigmatas.

Come over and try to wake me up on Facebook or Twitter! Make it an awesome day, gang!

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Look Out!

No one is safe from it. No one.

This pic gave me a flashback to an old parody song by Julie Brown called Homecoming Queens Got a Gun. Link goes to You Tube video. Ahh the 80's.. tweenage me found this very funny.

Are you guys on Twitter? You guys can follow me there. Obviously I'm also on Facebook which is where most of you find me. I do very much appreciate your retweets and shares. It's what keeps this crazy train going so THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart!

Make it an awesome day!