Wednesday, December 27, 2017


not safe for the fridge

If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about one on each hand?

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,  Santa I'm only doing this for the class. I knew your notty list is emty. and your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You don't know the troubles Ive had in my life. Bye Bye Love I'm not telling you my name
Crying here, crying. The skull and wreath decorations add to the magic of this letter. A+

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Almost Got a two-Fer

I don't even want to touch this one. But I'm not that altruistic, I'm still posting it....

This was shared with me from a loyal follower and shamelessly stolen from kidsaretheworst's instagram. Go check em out, good stuff there.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

She Earned It

Great job, mom. You are obviously taking your parenting to the next level to be deserving of this.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

She's Got a Bright Future Ahead of Her

Am breaking with traditon a little bit here but it's a note sent home with a 5 year old kindergartener and it's naughty, so here it is.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Making Her Parents Proud

I'm also not sure about "riping out my hair" but I think we can attribute that to youthful indiscretion.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Aliens Among Us

 Let's take another look at those eyes....  O.O

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

So Decorative

The perfect vase with a nice arrangement can be the focal point in any room.

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Cherry On Top

Friend of a friend is a teacher, was presented this and told it is a cupcake with a cherry on top!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

This Drawing Has it All!

Tree, water, pond...  penis with legs.
What more could you ask for?

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Great Expectations

Yet again I am stumped at what was being attempted but let's face it, he nailed it.
Well done, mystery kid, well done.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Summer Refreshment!

Water, Cock, Mouintin dewn 1$

This budding entrepreneur knows that customers appreciate variety at a reasonable price.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Save The Bees

Or at least do some thing to cheer them up. Maybe he needs a Zanax. He looks like he already took a Viagra....

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

It's a Race to the Finish Line

Let's hope it's not a photo finish.

This kid is my people, even the car looks like a little peen on wheels.

Friday, June 16, 2017


Without them, who would chill the beer?

Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, granddads and father figures!

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

I Regret Nothing

My sheets are in the washing machine | I regret nothing | I'll explain nothing
I love this letter so very much. I would probably feel differently if someone I was related to wrote it.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

I Love You, Mom!

Wishing all of the moms, in their many incarnations, a wonderful weekend!
And here's hoping Devlin's mom avoids the cauliflower on the veggie tray.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Thar She Blows!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Now you have the Jaws theme stuck in your head. You're welcome.  
Duh nuh
Duh nuh
Duh nuh

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Just Keep Swimming

How about Things I Don't Want to Encounter in the Ocean for 500, Alex.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Ouch Kid, Ouch

That moment when their honesty stops being "refreshing".

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Snip, Snip!

Sending a big Thank You to Jacob who sent this to me via Facebook.
I love when you guys send me art!

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Short Kilts?

Is this that new thigh gap jewelry??

Also it's time for IPULs virtual snow day! But who wants more snow? So they are doing a virtual beach day! Click the link below to join in!

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Wednesday, January 18, 2017