Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Brimming With the Spirit of Giving

And lock the doors...and switch off the lights...delete facebook...

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

It Grew Three Sizes That Day

This must be one of those massage parlors with blacked out windows and a neon sign out front.
He looks VERY happy.

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Oh Holy Night!

I have SO many questions....
No judgements, kid, its glorious.                   

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Deck The Halls

Some images just evoke the holiday spirit.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Feet? Not necessary. Arms? Eh, we'll throw one on the end there. Necks? Who needs em?
Boobs? On it.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

He Had To

He told his mom he had to draw his weiner because it was so big*.
This pic was submitted by a sweet fan via facebook. Thank you Cathy!!

 *Drawing not to scale.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Free Isn't Always Better

Can we just agree that we need to keep this girl away from the internet? I worry she's seen enough.

And yes, I did "borrow" this pic from Awkward Family Photos. Free though, how could I not?

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Playing Favorites

Haley is actually a 20 year old college student. She also loves yoga pants and caramel macchiatos.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Wednesday, August 3, 2016


I think the cane is a nice touch.
Now I'm gonna have this song in my head all day.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Thursday, July 21, 2016


Many years ago, people would feel naked if they left the house without matching shoes and hat.


Wednesday, July 13, 2016


I don't trust this kid...on a couple of levels.

Plotting to blow up a planet, plotting to blow up my "uraneaes".... Not sure which is worse.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Learning Goal

We are now halfway through 2016, I wonder how he is progressing...
The world may never know.

Remember, if your kids draw naughty stuff over the summer, you know what to do!

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Well That's a New One

Allergies... they can really interfere with your life sometimes.
At least he still has pizza.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Anatomically Incorrect

She really looks like she just grew those boobs and giraffe neck overnight and is just shrugging the whole situation off with the help of her claw hands. "Welp, not much I can do about 'em now." *shrug* *pinch pinch*

As this school year draws to a close I want to extend another round of thanks to all of the teachers who read my blog. You guys are out there, putting your heart and soul into what you do every day. It can be thankless and sometimes you get pictures drawn of your boobs and sometimes you send those to me. For all of those reasons, I thank you.  KIT and have a great summer!

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Count Them One by One

What will I do with that many? Do I have a third choice?

Thanks to one of my sweet teacher friends for sharing this. If you have special art, you can message me on Facebook.

Or just come say hello  =) 

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Boys Will Be Boys

Presented without comment.

OK one thing... hand movement lines!!!

Now I'm done. 

Wednesday, May 11, 2016


My European and Scandinavian peeps will be celebrating Pentecost this weekend, or at least enjoying a long weekend because of it. If your celebration includes a maypole that looks like this, be sure to send me pictures.

*I am speculating that this is a maypole, if you have any other ideas please head over to Facebook
and tell me your guesses.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Wow, Darth

Do you think he's compensating for something?

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! May the...ahem, Force, be with you! 

Wednesday, April 27, 2016


Please, keep it down, I'm practicing how to draw hands that don't look like peen.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Summer Shoes!

I like to where a pair of flip-flops at the beach.
 Time to slip these on and hit the beach! 

Thank you to Fridge Friend Julia for sending this over via Facebook.
If your kids are putting out questionable art, you know I want to see it so come find us. We are also on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. 
Like, Follow, whatever you crazy kids are calling it these days, do that. :) 

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Always a Lady

Who needs a petticoat when you have methane?
Now, who wants to play pull my finger?

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

We Have This

We have shit, how about you?

As always, you can come say hello or send "art" to us over on Facebook. Or follow Fridge on Twitter, sometimes I remember to post up there too. :-P

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Dear Firefighter

"Youor so brav."

Aim high friend, and remember it's all about hose placement. 

I love this pic on a couple levels. Much love for all of our civic helpers. 

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Don't Worry

Presented without comment. 
Seriously, none.
It's better that way. 
For all of us.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

One Extra Letter

That naughty 'H' changes everything. 

Don't forget you still have time to get in on IPULs virtual Snow Day! 10 bucks earns you a chance at a $500 dollar gift card to Southwest Airlines or Amazon, your choice! And 10 bucks does so much for so many. Click over to their website and make an easy peasy donation via PayPal. Thank you!

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Best Snack Ever

not safe for the fridge - I love peenus

She is a big fan but they can taste funny...

Don't forget, there is still time to join in the fun!! IPUL is hosting their annual virtual Snow Day!

IPUL is one of the handful of charities that benefit from all of your ad clicks. If you are unable to donate, clicking on a few ads will throw a few pennies in our donation jar. Thank you!!

Much love,

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

We've All Been the New Kid

boobs and jazz hands
Just gotta walk in like you own the place, with your boobs out and rockin jazz hands.

If you've been following this blog for five minutes you know it's all about the kids! With that...It's almost time for IPUL's virtual Snow Day!! Donate between now and Feb 29th with PayPal and for every 10 dollar donation you will be entered to win a $500 Amazon OR Southwest Airlines gift card, your choice!

A fun way to support a FABULOUS organization. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Pack Up the Family, 'Cause We're Going!

Her favorite! Potty words aside this pic shows nice composition and sense of scale. Well done, little lady!

Come say hello or send art you find questionable to us via Facebook! You can also follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe.


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

He Used All the Letters

Maybe she could have put a little picture of a trash can....

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