Hot Fun in the Summertime

Can't go swimming without one.
It helps you float.
Compensates for skinny arms.

That's right, it's a kick board!

Ahhh Nature

Just making more bears... nothing to see here. #circleoflife

I stole this from Buzzfeed. Times are tough.

Summer Fun

Every overnight camping trip needs at least one tit... maybe two, depending.

Under the Sea

Hey, no judgement. Everybody has to make a living.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,  Santa I'm only doing this for the class. I knew your notty list is emty. and your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You don't know the troubles Ive had in my life. Bye Bye Love I'm not telling you my name

Crying here, crying. The skull and wreath decorations add to the magic of this letter. A+

Nobody Loves You

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Ouch.

Making Her Parents Proud

I'm also not sure about "riping out my hair" but I think we can attribute that to youthful indiscretion.

So Decorative

The perfect vase with a nice arrangement can be the focal point in any room.

She Needs Me Time

Good luck, mom. I'm rooting for ya.

How Do You Celebrate?

By putting on a giant penis costume, obviously.  

Quality Time With Grandpa

Spencer I wud give my grapa sum wisky

Teaching him about 'the good stuff', I hope. 

Thar She Blows!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Now you have the Jaws theme stuck in your head. You're welcome.  

Duh nuh

Duh nuh

Duh nuh

Just Keep Swimming

How about Things I Don't Want to Encounter in the Ocean for 500, Alex.

Short Kilts?

Is this that new thigh gap jewelry??


Also it's time for IPULs virtual snow day! But who wants more snow? So they are doing a virtual beach day! Click the link below to join in!

http://www.ipulidaho.org/

Is That a Sundial

Or are you just happy to see me?

Daddy Loves It

And as of this month, it is legal in 28 states in the US. Lucky you, dad.

Her Favorite

All at once or...

Brimming With the Spirit of Giving

And lock the doors...and switch off the lights...delete facebook...

40 is the New Dead

Ever been older than dead?
Yeah, me too.

He Had To

He told his mom he had to draw his weiner because it was so big*.
This pic was submitted by a sweet fan via facebook. Thank you Cathy!!



 *Drawing not to scale.