Musical Education

I think the lack of musical education in schools nowadays is a shame. 😁😁😁

Namecalling

Have we stopped teaching about name-calling??

Making Her Parents Proud

I'm also not sure about "riping out my hair" but I think we can attribute that to youthful indiscretion.

Political Agendas

And get very assertive about coffee needs. I feel you, sister.

Valerie Babysits Lizzie Borden

Might be time to find some new clients, Val.

Let There Be Pee on Earth

And let it begin with me.

Playing Favorites

Haley is actually a 20 year old college student. She also loves yoga pants and caramel macchiatos.

Wheeeee!

I think the cane is a nice touch.
Now I'm gonna have this song in my head all day.

No One Had a Good Day

I hope he wrote an apology letter to the janitor too. Ew. 

Dreaming Big

Reach for the moon, Chris, you totally got this. I would also recommend throwing out that copy of Hooked on Phonics.

Do you have a perverted Picasso at home? Send us your child's naughty masterpieces via Facebook.

Fridge is also on Twitter so you can share the funny there as well.

Make today awesome!!

It's a Slippery Slope

They grow up so fast these days.... right in the middle of a homework assignment, apparently.

I hope you all have been keeping an extra keen eye on your kids homework lately, especially this week! 
If anything fabulous pops up, be sure to send it my way via Facebook. Thanks, gang!
Make it an awesome day!

'Murica!

And as an American it is my God given right to go to Six Flags wearing ripped jean short-shorts and a way-too-small tank top! 

Happy 4th of July everybody!! Don't blow off any fingers this weekend.

Buzz Has Seen Too Many Movies

This one is so good I really thought it was fake. Even if it is I don't want to hear about it because I got a sweet, full-on belly laugh out of this one.


You can follow Fridge on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe or come say hello and send me art via Facebook. 

Make it an amazing day everyone!!

Makin A List...

Dear kid,
  You're mean. I hope Santa brings you a pony shaped like a bean with stick legs and a cow face.
Merry Christmas,
Tee

Very Punny or Maybe Sadly Ironic..

This arrived special delivery in time for today's post! I'm told it was written by a 7th grader.

"What is your dream job? My dream job is a punstar"

But I did get to look up p*rn puns!

 ~I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

~There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

~What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of p*rn?
Barley legal.

 

*slaps thigh* 

OK, OK no more I'm done!

Hope this made you smile and didn't set off your internet filters! 

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Make it a great day everyone!  :D

I Want to Retake This Test

He mail fail math but he wins at banana car!
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Sometimes even I think it's too much

But that doesn't stop me.
Enjoy or ...not.
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When granting clemency I demand proper spelling

Ahh its back to school time and this post really brings home how important a quality education is.

Hundreds of you managed to share this last week so now you've gone and done it. I KNOW you know how. :) Thanks for the love, everyone. Have a great day!