A Simple Message

I think what we can all take away from this is that A line dresses are just not flattering for all body types. That being said, anyone know where can I get one?

Happy New Year, everyone!
If you have any budding Picasso's in your life, be sure to send their fancy art my way! You can send it via message on Facebook.
Hope you have a wonderful 2016! 

I Think She May Be Right

I think teachers go to the bar.

Especially during holiday break, or immediately after school is back in session. 

I think during winter break parents earn a special appreciation for what teachers deal with on a daily basis. 

I hope you all are enjoying a little break in the routine right now and enjoying some time with the people you love. 

It's a Two-fer

Most times I can look at a pic and guess what a kids intentions were... now is not one of those times. Between the phallic holiday hat and whatever is going on under Santa's belt there... I have a lot of questions for this kid.

Wishing all of my followers who celebrate, a very Merry Christmas! As always, if you are in a giving mood, please pop over to the full version of this website and check out one of the charities up there. Or you can always just click on an ad, all the revenue from this site is donated.  =)

Santa's Hat

His holiday spirit seems to be droopy, maybe he needs to sing a Christmas song or bake some cookies.

As always you can find Fridge on Facebook or follow us on Twitter.

If you're in a giving mood, there are a handful of organizations on the full version of my website that are near and dear to my heart. If you're on your phone scroll down and click over to the full version of the website. Thank you!

Run, Run, Rudolph

My, my Rudolph, what big...antlers you have.
I know it's not really a Christmas song but for some reason I have Swing Low, Sweet Chariot in my head....

I have plenty more where this came from so stay tuned!

Thanksgiving Leftovers

I am most thankful for my penis.

It's the little things for which we must be the most grateful, for those are the big things.

Hope all of my American followers had a great Thanksgiving filled with 'little things', or big ones, ya know, whatever you're into.

Number One

Are these in order of importance? Which family member didn't make the cut? Does the teacher not know what Netflix is? Her capitalization of 'Flix' is giving me doubts. I have so many questions for you, David but I'm thankful for Netflix too. 


I want to wish a very Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American Fridge fans!! I'm always thankful for you.