Brimming With the Spirit of Giving

And lock the doors...and switch off the lights...delete facebook...

It Grew Three Sizes That Day

This must be one of those massage parlors with blacked out windows and a neon sign out front.
He looks VERY happy.

Oh Holy Night!

               

I have SO many questions....

No judgements, kid, its glorious.                   

Deck The Halls

Some images just evoke the holiday spirit.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Feet? Not necessary. Arms? Eh, we'll throw one on the end there. Necks? Who needs em?
Boobs? On it.

40 is the New Dead

Ever been older than dead?
Yeah, me too.

He Had To

He told his mom he had to draw his weiner because it was so big*.
This pic was submitted by a sweet fan via facebook. Thank you Cathy!!



 *Drawing not to scale.