He Had To

He told his mom he had to draw his weiner because it was so big*.
This pic was submitted by a sweet fan via facebook. Thank you Cathy!!



 *Drawing not to scale.

Free Isn't Always Better

Can we just agree that we need to keep this girl away from the internet? I worry she's seen enough.

And yes, I did "borrow" this pic from Awkward Family Photos. Free Diks.com though, how could I not?

Stopped Them In Their Tracks

The two in the back? Those are the faces of some folks that have just heard the "C" word.

Valerie Babysits Lizzie Borden

Might be time to find some new clients, Val.

Let There Be Pee on Earth

And let it begin with me.

Color Cut Glue Big

Size is relative.

Playing Favorites

Haley is actually a 20 year old college student. She also loves yoga pants and caramel macchiatos.