Musical Education

I think the lack of musical education in schools nowadays is a shame. 😁😁😁

Helping!!

So does this involve help into the outfit or step by step instructions or... ?

In The Immortal Words of DMX

Go ahead and Google him... I'll wait.
What's worse, Common Core or Gangsta Rap?

Attitude is Everything

I don't want to and you can't make me.

Charlies List

I suspect Charlie is actually a 65 year old man.

Top 15 Things

When he hits puberty it will be number one in a hot minute.

A Two-fer

Are bullet bra boobs making a come back?
Only if they are paired (pardon the pun) with a set of um... low hanging fruit, apparently.

Not Mine, Yours

Yes, yours.

Hot Fun in the Summertime

Can't go swimming without one.
It helps you float.
Compensates for skinny arms.

That's right, it's a kick board!

Possibly The Most Popular

Up, Up and Away!

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
 Nope, It's a penis with arms. You can tell how fast he is moving because of the jet streams... O.o

Summer Fun

Every overnight camping trip needs at least one tit... maybe two, depending.

If He Feels Like This Now...

He's gonna love being a grown up.
Thanks to fan Sara for letting me steal this!!

What Did You Learn In Class Today, Jayson?

I'm sure he won't remember this day and harbor a fear of bears for the rest of his life. Probably.
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Pinterest Peen

I love it when a craft project exceeds your expectations.
I got this over the weekend and I couldn't wait 363 days...

Next Level Potty Mouth

Grayson really knows how to delve into a subject.

Packed With Protein

Wonder if it will still be his favorite food next year?

Handy!

If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about one on each hand?

Almost Got a two-Fer

I don't even want to touch this one. But I'm not that altruistic, I'm still posting it....

This was shared with me from a loyal follower and shamelessly stolen from kidsaretheworst's instagram. Go check em out, good stuff there.

She Earned It

Great job, mom. You are obviously taking your parenting to the next level to be deserving of this.