Thanksgiving 2020

 If ever a Thanksgiving was worthy of three dicks...its this one.

Even he doesn't trust em

Dad is Number One

I get the feeling this was drawn by a slightly older child... but he is still someones pride and joy! And he sure appreciates his SUPER dad!

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,  Santa I'm only doing this for the class. I knew your notty list is emty. and your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You don't know the troubles Ive had in my life. Bye Bye Love I'm not telling you my name

Crying here, crying. The skull and wreath decorations add to the magic of this letter. A+

Almost Got a two-Fer

I don't even want to touch this one. But I'm not that altruistic, I'm still posting it....

This was shared with me from a loyal follower and shamelessly stolen from kidsaretheworst's instagram. Go check em out, good stuff there.

My Favorite Holiday

Every family has their own traditions...

Sidekicks

Without them, who would chill the beer?

Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, granddads and father figures!

How Do You Celebrate?

By putting on a giant penis costume, obviously.  

I Love You, Mom!

Wishing all of the moms, in their many incarnations, a wonderful weekend!
And here's hoping Devlin's mom avoids the cauliflower on the veggie tray.

Brimming With the Spirit of Giving

And lock the doors...and switch off the lights...delete facebook...

It Grew Three Sizes That Day

This must be one of those massage parlors with blacked out windows and a neon sign out front.
He looks VERY happy.

Oh Holy Night!

               

I have SO many questions....

No judgements, kid, its glorious.                   

Deck The Halls

Some images just evoke the holiday spirit.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Learning Goal

We are now halfway through 2016, I wonder how he is progressing...
The world may never know.

Remember, if your kids draw naughty stuff over the summer, you know what to do!

What Can We Say About Dads...

Have a lovely Father's Day everyone and I hope your dad isn't a ...dick.

Maypole*

My European and Scandinavian peeps will be celebrating Pentecost this weekend, or at least enjoying a long weekend because of it. If your celebration includes a maypole that looks like this, be sure to send me pictures.



*I am speculating that this is a maypole, if you have any other ideas please head over to Facebook
and tell me your guesses.

It's a Two-fer

Most times I can look at a pic and guess what a kids intentions were... now is not one of those times. Between the phallic holiday hat and whatever is going on under Santa's belt there... I have a lot of questions for this kid.

Wishing all of my followers who celebrate, a very Merry Christmas! As always, if you are in a giving mood, please pop over to the full version of this website and check out one of the charities up there. Or you can always just click on an ad, all the revenue from this site is donated.  =)

Santa's Hat

His holiday spirit seems to be droopy, maybe he needs to sing a Christmas song or bake some cookies.

As always you can find Fridge on Facebook or follow us on Twitter.

If you're in a giving mood, there are a handful of organizations on the full version of my website that are near and dear to my heart. If you're on your phone scroll down and click over to the full version of the website. Thank you!

Run, Run, Rudolph

My, my Rudolph, what big...antlers you have.
I know it's not really a Christmas song but for some reason I have Swing Low, Sweet Chariot in my head....

I have plenty more where this came from so stay tuned!

Thanksgiving Leftovers

I am most thankful for my penis.

It's the little things for which we must be the most grateful, for those are the big things.

Hope all of my American followers had a great Thanksgiving filled with 'little things', or big ones, ya know, whatever you're into.

Number One

Are these in order of importance? Which family member didn't make the cut? Does the teacher not know what Netflix is? Her capitalization of 'Flix' is giving me doubts. I have so many questions for you, David but I'm thankful for Netflix too. 


I want to wish a very Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American Fridge fans!! I'm always thankful for you.