Thanksgiving 2020

 If ever a Thanksgiving was worthy of three dicks...its this one.

Even he doesn't trust em

Boom

I can't tell if this means he hates the present...or really, really likes it. 🤷‍♀️

Helping!!

So does this involve help into the outfit or step by step instructions or... ?

A Two-fer

Are bullet bra boobs making a come back?
Only if they are paired (pardon the pun) with a set of um... low hanging fruit, apparently.

Not Mine, Yours

Yes, yours.

It Takes Two

Sometimes one just doesn't cut it. 

Possibly The Most Popular

Ahhh Nature

Just making more bears... nothing to see here. #circleoflife

I stole this from Buzzfeed. Times are tough.

Summer Fun

Every overnight camping trip needs at least one tit... maybe two, depending.

Gone Fishin

 

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly... kids gotta paint water color penises. 

It's just the way it is. 

Ouch Sorry Ouch

Take your time to look this one over, there is a lot to take in here....especially that guy in the hat on the far right. Ouch, ouch and sorry just about covers it.

Under the Sea

Hey, no judgement. Everybody has to make a living.

Storming the Castle

I'm so proud, my sister sent me this.
Enjoy this "castle tower" is all it's phallic majesty.

Snip Snip

Careful with those.  They're not a toy, ya know.

She's Got a Bright Future Ahead of Her

Am breaking with traditon a little bit here but it's a note sent home with a 5 year old kindergartener and it's naughty, so here it is.

So Decorative

The perfect vase with a nice arrangement can be the focal point in any room.

This Drawing Has it All!

Tree, water, pond...  penis with legs.
What more could you ask for?

Great Expectations

Yet again I am stumped at what was being attempted but let's face it, he nailed it.
Well done, mystery kid, well done.

You Wear It ...Where?

That's not where I wear mine but kids these days. Am I right??

Self Censoring

Bonus points for not typing it out, kiddo.