This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

A fan sent me this pic of the 'Holy Trinity Shamrock' activity sheet. Sometimes the kids don't even have to do anything...

So basically, I'm why we can't have nice things.

Make it a good day, everyone. Share a smile, tell a stranger hello and wave at babies who stare.

Much love.

You Thought Kindergarten Was Rough

Well, it's back to school time, everyone! And if you're like me, your memories of school are so special that you once had a panic attack in the back-to-school section at Target...when you were 26.
This girl and I can relate. Only nine months and 11 more years til college honey, hang in there.

Speaking of school, did you guys read about my newest charity?? I'm sure you did, you are all sweet like that.

 I want to wish all of you guys, parents and teachers alike, an easy transition these next few weeks. And most importantly, if anyone draws a penis, send it in! Much love.

I'm trying really hard...

 

to not make a political joke.

SO I'll let you do it in the comments! Or Tweet them to me @notfridgesafe or post them on facebook. 

Pandoras box: opened. Now play nice.

Love you guys!

Going for the gold

I love this little girls passion for her favorite Olympian Mckayla Maroney but this pic is cracking. my. shit. UP.
Happy Monday gang!