Secret of my Success

This is good advice for all of us, kid. You are wise beyond your years.

Hey the holidays are fast approaching. I know, I can hear you telling me to shut up.
So if any of you are in a giving mood, there are a handful of children's charities on the right side of my blog there. Or if you are broke like me, just click the ads on my blog. All the money Google sends me for those goes to those charities.
Also, if there is a children's charity that is near to your heart, feel free to message me via Facebook and tell me all about it. I will do my best to squeeze it into a blog post and put it on the side of my blog in a timely fashion.

Or if you just want to keep it light and not get involved in my shit, feel free to just say hi on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe  Yeah!

Make it good today, gang.

A+ For Accuracy

Sometimes their honesty is refreshing! Other times.... we wish they would just go play in the corner QUIETLY.

Happy Fall everyone! I know the kids have been back in school for a while but now that we've turned our clocks back and had our first taste of fall-like weather, I feel like it's actually here. Enough of that though, it's gonna be 80 degrees here today! Sorry, felt like bragging just a little.

If you are on Twitter, Follow Us @NotFridgeSafe or head on over to Facebook, I post extra stuff on there from time to time.

Talk soon!

Chop Chop

 

 

Dear Olen, I'm sorry for karate chopping you in the privates. Doing that was wrong. Your friend Eli.

I don't know about you guys but I really want to know what preceded the karate chop. I bet Olen took his GI Joe or insulted Eli's mom.

 Here in my neck of the woods we are up to our necks in Halloween frivolity, which means that Christmas stuff is in almost every store already.

Hope you all have a fun and safe Halloween. It's also All Saint's Day and Dia do los Muertos this week but I don't know if I should tell you to have fun celebrating your dead relatives. But hey, every thing is somebody's favorite, right?
Have a great time whatever you do and we will see you back here next week!

I Liked It!

Cock wet cock! I liked it! I got messy! I did not cer.

Pretty sure this is a first draft of 50 Shades of Grey. This kid has a real future.

As always, come say hello on Facebook or follow the fun on Twitter. You can also send me art or send me a children's charity you would like me to showcase on here.

That's Not Pumpkin Spice

It smelled ...good. 

Hhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa!*deep breath* hahahhahahahhahahahaha! 

OK... I think I'm done. 

Every joke I can think of for this is grossing me out so I'm not gonna write any down here. I'll let you come up with your own and keep my filthy mind to myself this week.

Speaking of... make it a good one!! Maybe enjoy a ...seasonal coffee beverage. Which you will never look at the same way again.

You're welcome. Please send hate mail to my Facebook page or Tweet me. Happy Fall!

Playing His Instrument

Ta-dah! It's as big as me!

 I'm not sure what I love more, his over-excited 'jazz hands' or the fact that it's life size.

 A lovely Facebook fan named Cristin sent this in. Her young one drew her Papa playing his guitar.
I do love getting art from you guys. Esp when it;s huge two-tone penises, but I'm not super picky.

You can send art too! Message me on Facebook or send me an email NotSafeFortheFridge gmail com. Or if you like being a lurker and you hate Facebook as much as I do, follow Fridge on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. Cool? Cool.

Hey Look, It's Actually On The Fridge!

Learning the alphabet has never been so inappropriate! Even the princesses on her jammies are smirking. Cept Pocahontas, she looks a little judgmental. Just me?

This was a fantastic submission from one of my Facebook 'likers'... I think. Sadly the email seems to have gone MIA and I only have this image (altered by me to protect the pint size potty mouth) saved.

If this is your pic, THANK YOU! I love getting pics from you guys! Also, let me know so I can give you a shout out! Tweet me @NotFridgeSafe or hit me up on Facebook.

Have an amazing week everyone. I mean it.