Why Is It Strange?

My turtle never take a shit for 1 year

Once a year, whether he needs it or not...

Daddy Loves It

And as of this month, it is legal in 28 states in the US. Lucky you, dad.

Who Doesn't?

It's a perennial favorite.

Her Favorite

All at once or...

Brimming With the Spirit of Giving

And lock the doors...and switch off the lights...delete facebook...

It Grew Three Sizes That Day

This must be one of those massage parlors with blacked out windows and a neon sign out front.
He looks VERY happy.

Oh Holy Night!

               

I have SO many questions....

No judgements, kid, its glorious.