Santa!

Don't know about you guys, but I wish my to-do list looked like this. I am a fan of numbers 6-13, totally gonna try to squeeze them in somewhere.
And since there is nothing naughty going on in this post, here is a link to last years December fave.

Much love to all of those celebrating holidays this week and next. Happy Everything to you and yours!!

Putting it All Out There

I'm trying to make these lyrics into a new version of 'All About that Bass'. I'll get back to you on that.
In the mean time... 

It's new charity day!!! Facebook fan Diana sent me a link to Firehouse Quilts of Colorado. This is a lovely organization who donates small quilts to children who have been involved in a house fire, a car accident or have been victims of domestic violence. There is a PayPal donate button right there on the page.
If you're in the Highland Ranch area of Colorado and have mad sewing skills, there is info on the page about how to work your magic for some kids who need a little extra in their lives. Thank you Diana!

Rainy Day Fun

Here in So Cal we are having the storm of the decade so we're all getting wet outside!! I'm sure you guys all over the Northern Hemisphere are experiencing wet weather as well so feel free to go outside and have a good time with your hoes too!

For fun, here is a link to a forum discussing the difference between bitches and hoes. Enjoy!

For more fun be sure to give Fridge's facebook page a like if you haven't already and also we have a Twitter you can follow if you're into that sort of thing.

Double Fisting Turkey

This piece was created by a friend when he was a little boy. He recently unearthed it at his Grandma's house and posted it on Facebook. I squeed. Outloud. And then begged him to let me post it.

Turkey and two bottles of Budweiser, nothing more American than that.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends!

Secret of my Success

This is good advice for all of us, kid. You are wise beyond your years.

Hey the holidays are fast approaching. I know, I can hear you telling me to shut up.
So if any of you are in a giving mood, there are a handful of children's charities on the right side of my blog there. Or if you are broke like me, just click the ads on my blog. All the money Google sends me for those goes to those charities.
Also, if there is a children's charity that is near to your heart, feel free to message me via Facebook and tell me all about it. I will do my best to squeeze it into a blog post and put it on the side of my blog in a timely fashion.

Or if you just want to keep it light and not get involved in my shit, feel free to just say hi on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe  Yeah!

Make it good today, gang.

A+ For Accuracy

Sometimes their honesty is refreshing! Other times.... we wish they would just go play in the corner QUIETLY.

Happy Fall everyone! I know the kids have been back in school for a while but now that we've turned our clocks back and had our first taste of fall-like weather, I feel like it's actually here. Enough of that though, it's gonna be 80 degrees here today! Sorry, felt like bragging just a little.

If you are on Twitter, Follow Us @NotFridgeSafe or head on over to Facebook, I post extra stuff on there from time to time.

Talk soon!

Chop Chop

 

 

Dear Olen, I'm sorry for karate chopping you in the privates. Doing that was wrong. Your friend Eli.

I don't know about you guys but I really want to know what preceded the karate chop. I bet Olen took his GI Joe or insulted Eli's mom.

 Here in my neck of the woods we are up to our necks in Halloween frivolity, which means that Christmas stuff is in almost every store already.

Hope you all have a fun and safe Halloween. It's also All Saint's Day and Dia do los Muertos this week but I don't know if I should tell you to have fun celebrating your dead relatives. But hey, every thing is somebody's favorite, right?
Have a great time whatever you do and we will see you back here next week!

I Liked It!

Cock wet cock! I liked it! I got messy! I did not cer.

Pretty sure this is a first draft of 50 Shades of Grey. This kid has a real future.

As always, come say hello on Facebook or follow the fun on Twitter. You can also send me art or send me a children's charity you would like me to showcase on here.

That's Not Pumpkin Spice

It smelled ...good. 

Hhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa!*deep breath* hahahhahahahhahahahaha! 

OK... I think I'm done. 

Every joke I can think of for this is grossing me out so I'm not gonna write any down here. I'll let you come up with your own and keep my filthy mind to myself this week.

Speaking of... make it a good one!! Maybe enjoy a ...seasonal coffee beverage. Which you will never look at the same way again.

You're welcome. Please send hate mail to my Facebook page or Tweet me. Happy Fall!

Playing His Instrument

Ta-dah! It's as big as me!

 I'm not sure what I love more, his over-excited 'jazz hands' or the fact that it's life size.

 A lovely Facebook fan named Cristin sent this in. Her young one drew her Papa playing his guitar.
I do love getting art from you guys. Esp when it;s huge two-tone penises, but I'm not super picky.

You can send art too! Message me on Facebook or send me an email NotSafeFortheFridge gmail com. Or if you like being a lurker and you hate Facebook as much as I do, follow Fridge on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. Cool? Cool.

Hey Look, It's Actually On The Fridge!

Learning the alphabet has never been so inappropriate! Even the princesses on her jammies are smirking. Cept Pocahontas, she looks a little judgmental. Just me?

This was a fantastic submission from one of my Facebook 'likers'... I think. Sadly the email seems to have gone MIA and I only have this image (altered by me to protect the pint size potty mouth) saved.

If this is your pic, THANK YOU! I love getting pics from you guys! Also, let me know so I can give you a shout out! Tweet me @NotFridgeSafe or hit me up on Facebook.

Have an amazing week everyone. I mean it.

Super! Very Special! Wow!

The Hello Kitty stickers help soften the blow.


Wishing everyone a wonderful day and the happiest of birthdays if you're having one right around now.

Come join the party on Facebook or Twitter. I'll bring cake.

It's Looking Right At Me

I can't stop staring...  O.O

       The horses seem appropriately mortified being up there next to the penis with eyes.

As always have a great week, come say hi on Facebook or follow Fridge on Twitter.

Can you draw Spider-Man?

Short answer is 'no'. No you can't.
Gives the theme song new meaning: "Does whatever a Spider can! Look out!"
This is one of those pics that gives me renewed feelings about this blog. Speaking of...



 I have a handful of new followers so just wanted to remind you guys about the children's charities links on the right over there. I do donate the ad revenue from this site to those charities so hop into those incognito windows and click those ads! =) Also if there is a children's charity near to your heart, feel free to message me on Facebook and tell me all about it!

Have an amazing day, everyone!!

Teacher's Pet

I know someone who isn't gonna be picked for line leader...

Happy Back to School season, folks! Hope all your little overachievers have a great year! And I hope they bring home some special art that you will share with me.  :)
Message me with art via Facebook or just come say hello. You can also follow the fun on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe.

Make it a great day!

Attitude of Gratitude

TO MOM Thank You for the shit. love   Love mom

Kids never express gratitude for the things we think they will. You get them the 300 dollar toy and they play with the box.


If you have "special" art work you'd like to share, feel free to message me via Facebook.
We are also on Twitter! Come say hello!

Gently...

I gently tried to rip off my brother's head

Ahh sibling love... nothing quite like it!

Coincidentally (or not at all) today is my sisters birthday. Happy Birthday Trish!! Wishing you a fabulous day and I hope you have forgiven me for putting your toothbrush in the toilet that one time.

Come say hello on Facebook or follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe!

Who's Ready For School to Start?

Especially with a house full of bored kids.

Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe, come say hello or send me art!

Hang in there, only a couple more weeks til school starts again!

Was There A Sale?

 Everybody's got one! Maybe they won them at the county fair.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

In hell.

Consigned there by YOU!

Writing kills me. IfI write alot of summer my fingers will fall of. THEN Dad won't thinkitsfunny.

They will fall off. Literally. You don't even know.

Summer Fun?

I'm sure she enjoys you as well.

Any one heading out to the sandy shores this summer? As the crow flies, I am about 2 miles from the water, so of course, I never go. Come find me on Facebook or Twitter and tell me what a 'biach' I am.  :-)

Share a smile and make it a great day!

Family Summer Fun

Fastest moving lines in the whole park.

Are all my Northern Hemisphere peeps having a nice summer? I've been enjoying my 15 x 15 foot cement "yard" and doing my best to not get sunburned. Hit me up on Facebook or Twitter, let me know what you are up to!
 Make it a great day!! xo

Always Ask First

I SORY For tuching your balls

I'm just not feeling her sincerity. Is it just me or is letter writing just a dying art?


Have a  great day and no ball "tuching" unless you have their permission, ok?

'Murica!

And as an American it is my God given right to go to Six Flags wearing ripped jean short-shorts and a way-too-small tank top! 

Happy 4th of July everybody!! Don't blow off any fingers this weekend.

Hint: He's Not Wrong

Check the bonus drawing on the bottom right! Perfection.

You know where to get the good stuff! Facebook - Twitter -My house. Kidding!!

Make it an amazing day, I mean it. 

A Saturday Quickie

From Thursday's Huffington Post

 Images courtesy of SuburbanSnapShots

Whoooo I feel so... inspired! 

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Buzz Has Seen Too Many Movies

This one is so good I really thought it was fake. Even if it is I don't want to hear about it because I got a sweet, full-on belly laugh out of this one.


You can follow Fridge on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe or come say hello and send me art via Facebook. 

Make it an amazing day everyone!!

My Favorite Too

My favorite cold weather animal, Buloohga wayles.

If you stare long enough, they start moving. They look like they are doing an interpretive dance. It's mesmerizing!

Come say hello on Facebook or Twitter. I post extra funnies on there some times!

Hope you are having an amazing day!! If not, make it so! Buy someone a coffee, donate to a charity or smile at a stranger. Or you can make my day and click on the ads on my page. The ad money goes to one or more of the charities on the right side over there. And if you know if a children's charity you would like me to feature on here, send me a message via Facebook. Hope to hear from ya!!

The Moon and Back

So about 12 inches, round trip.


Hi guys! Happy Hump Day! Be sure to like and share via Facebook and Twitter.

Have an amazing day!!

Memorial Day Weekend

I blame the popularity of Beer Pong as well as Toby Keith for this post.

I know what you party animals in the USofA are gonna be up to this weekend... That's right, honoring our fallen heroes.

 Have a great day and for my American peeps, a fun and safe Memorial Day weekend.

No Need to Mince Words

Is that a 6.5 out of 7?

 

 


Happy Wednesday, gang! Come say Hi on Facebook! I'm snarky, but I don't bite! Or follow Fridge on Twitter! Tweet me @NotFridgeSafe.

Make it a great day, everyone!

Mom is Feeling the Love

This post is dedicated all the mom's out there, biological or adoptive, foster, four legged care givers and anyone else who does their best to love and nurture another living being. Most importantly, to my own mom, who raised us with the particular brand of humor that inspired this very website. I love you Mom!

Happy Mother's Day!

They Grow on Trees

Draw 4 pears.   Label with numbers.

Show of hands, Who is excited this weeks post isn't about butts??  I'm happy to be back to... ahem, other things too. :) Thanks to Amy for sharing this one!

Be sure to check out my links to the left, I do love to help out the children's charities. The ad revenue I get from this site goes to them. If there is one that is near and dear to your heart, please message me via Facebook and let me know about it, OK? The rest of links are other friends of mine so check those out too.

Make it an amazing day!

But...But... Butt...

 

Least they got the correct spelling on the synonym. 

Looks like I'm stuck on butt's this month.

Hope you are having an amazing week, everyone! Be sure to like and comment on our Facebook posts, if that's where you find us. And even if we don't show up in your newsfeed, know that we are here every Wednesday, rain or shine!

I love my Twitter followers too, there is occasionally personal stuff on there, so BEWARE! ;)

See you next week, gang!

Turn In Thursday

3/6 of the butts are colored.

I love that this kid had multiple days to work on this and came up with 'butts are colored'.

Come say hi on Facebook or Twitter! 

Have an amazing day everyone.

Proper Nutrition is Important

Hmmm Think I'll pass on that second item... trying to cut down.

Must give a shout out to Facebook fan Michelle who sent this in. Thanks for sharing this gem.

You guys can send me art there too! Or just say hi! Or if you are over Facebook, hit me up on Twitter.

Make it a great day, everyone!

Sometimes...

At least he used all the letters.



Make it a great day, everyone!

A Classic For the Ages

 

Who, me?

This was sent in by a Facebook Fridge fan, Sandra. Thank you Sandra!!
If Facebook isn't your thing, give us a follow on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe. Easy peasy!

Make it a great day everyone!!

First Sign of Spring

Signs of Spring are popping up all over the place!



Follow us on Twitter @NotFridgeSafe
Come say hi on Facebook and you can Like and share Fridge with your peeps!

Make it an amazing day, everyone!

If Kids Ruled the World

Hippos would eat our enemies and elephants would crush stuff.

If you caught a Leprechaun, would you make a wish or take a gold coin?  Tweet me @NotFridgeSafe or share your wish on Facebook.

Happy St. Patrick's Day and make today a great one!

Buh Bye

"Draw your favorite part of the Mass"      bye!

 

Happy First day of Lent! Only 39 and a half days to go!  :)


Like us on Facebook or Follow us on Twitter so you don't miss any of the fun! New posts go up Wednesdays and am going to try to post more goodies in between! Come by and say hi!

Earth, Wind and Fire

Thanks Dad.


Thanks to all of you who helped out IPUL over the last few weeks. Their Virtual Snow Day was a great success and grats to the winner of the iPad! The link to IPUL is always on my page over there on the right as well as several other wonderful children's charities in case you feel like dropping a few pennies in their buckets.

If you know of a local children's charity you would like me to showcase, feel free to send me an email via Facebook. Or you can just come over and say hi too!
You can send me a little love via Twitter as well. Retweet the funny to your followers :) But I know you all do that anyway, right?? :-D

Make it a great day everyone!

 

Story Time!!

This should have been the story line for The Bachelorette, I would have actually watched that show.

Hope you all got a chance to check out IPUL and sent them a few bucks toward their Virtual Snow Day. I will be raising my cup of cocoa on Feb 21st enjoying a 'snow day' here in So Cal.

Don't forget to share on Facebook or retweet on Twitter!

Make it a wonderful day today, guys. I mean it! ;)

Love is in The Air

Die the Most Painful Death

Have a good sence of Hummer

 

Happy Valentine's Day! Celebrate in whatever way suits you best!

And don't forget, Friday is the last day to join the fun by donating 10$ (or more) to IPUL's virtual Snow Day and receive your cocoa packet in the mail! Of course you can donate after but come on, COCOA PACKET! :) 

Also a chance to win a Disney trip and of course help out an amazing organization.

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Great Day!!!

Every Day, Every Day

   I am ping / I am pooping

Better out than in!

I love the wiggly urine stream and that he erased and then redrew himself closer to the toilet. I like a guy with realistic expectations.

Apropos of nothing to do with daily potty visits, IPUL is an amazing organization. Head over and take a look at their Snow Day event when you get a sec. I will keep posting til each of you have a cocoa packet!!

And if there is a children's charity that is close to your heart, message me via Facebook or send me a link via Twitter. I love to share!
Make it a great week everyone!

Vagifornia

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Thank you to Fridge Fan Jon for seeing this for what it wasn't meant to be, and then emailing it to me. Much appreciated.

Snow... What

  She could be friends with Ethan too.


Speaking of snow, it's that time of year! IPUL's annual SNOW DAY! This is a special organization that's very close to my heart. Donations also give you a shot at an iPad or a Disney Experience. Go check em out!

Share a smile and make it an amazing day!!