How I Spent My Summer Vacation

In hell.

Consigned there by YOU!

Writing kills me. IfI write alot of summer my fingers will fall of. THEN Dad won't thinkitsfunny.

They will fall off. Literally. You don't even know.

Summer Fun?

I'm sure she enjoys you as well.

Any one heading out to the sandy shores this summer? As the crow flies, I am about 2 miles from the water, so of course, I never go. Come find me on Facebook or Twitter and tell me what a 'biach' I am.  :-)

Share a smile and make it a great day!

Family Summer Fun

Fastest moving lines in the whole park.

Are all my Northern Hemisphere peeps having a nice summer? I've been enjoying my 15 x 15 foot cement "yard" and doing my best to not get sunburned. Hit me up on Facebook or Twitter, let me know what you are up to!
 Make it a great day!! xo

Always Ask First

I SORY For tuching your balls

I'm just not feeling her sincerity. Is it just me or is letter writing just a dying art?


Have a  great day and no ball "tuching" unless you have their permission, ok?

'Murica!

And as an American it is my God given right to go to Six Flags wearing ripped jean short-shorts and a way-too-small tank top! 

Happy 4th of July everybody!! Don't blow off any fingers this weekend.